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Dogs and their skill of befriending literally everything. Original post
What's next? "Ok men I need to see all your dicks. We don't want any small dicks out on the battlefield. War is for real men with nice meaty dicks. Come on! Let's see em!"
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced mandatory testosterone screenings, but it’s a symptom of a larger fixation. Read more from @vicmsong.bsky.social in this week's Optimizer:
Dr put me on Chantix to help me quit smoking. Every person I've talked to who has taken it said it can make the cigs taste bad. They were right! It's worse than bad taste. It's like you were trying to swallow some industrial strength chem. Without the pleasure, the brain recognizes it as poison.
Rest in peace Sam Neill. Thanks for Jurassic Park. One of the most memorable movies of my childhood.
I met up with good ole Mitch McConnell and hung out for exactly 20 minutes. No more, no less. We went to Hooters and talked about boobies and butts. Definitely not brain dead. This is definitely not a weekend at Bernie's situation.
The ‘dog days’ of summer get their name due to their association with the Dog Star, Sirius, found in the constellation Canis Major. The first visible rising of Sirius occurs during the hot stretch from early July to early September. Woof.
Dear republikkans, if you don't like the diversity of this country, then leave.
Sorry to my space friends but it make me positively giddy when some rich douche bag’s rocket blows up.
You can redeem it for one free pardon of sexual assault.
So, apparently you can alter history. At least you can try.
So given the "Trump constant", that is factoring in the projection they do, then Trump definitely mutilated children." Whatever they accuse us of doing is what ends up being the thing they were doing all along.
RNC Chair Joe Gruters: "Tala-freako is a creep. He's a vegan. He thinks God is nonbinary. He wants to mutilate children."
"We're all looking for the guy who sexually assaulted those kids."
The weakest dog in the pack does the most barking. All this display of strength by this regime is overcompensation for being weak, pathetic, never living up to daddy's expectations. Very small dick energy.
"We should elect a business man" they said. "Guy who runs a business can run a country so good." they said. A company is a top down authoritarian dictatorship. Not compatible with democracy. They went ahead and did it and elected this guy. Look at us now.
This sums up 2025. Lady liberty falls with the golden arches in the background standing firm.
I absolutely cannot wait to see the first "creative community alteration" that will be made. Maybe something involving a tiny dildo? 😁
The right lacks so much self awareness I wonder if they are even conscious.
This is happening in Oklahoma right now. They're going to declare Kirk a martyr, an actual martyr for free speech. And if you criticize this you could lose your job. Let that sink in.
A man very recently called for “involuntary lethal injection” for the mentally ill and the unhoused. Literally talking about murdering other humans—and he still kept his job. Brian Killmeade, Fox & Friends.
And remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. - Andor, Manifiesto by Nemik