Thinking I'm making too many text posts right when they implement the "see a few mutuals who liked your post" feature and now I am feeling dangerously enabled to being more of a problem about it. I want to thank the committee for liking my horrible posts at risk of making me more unfunny

why did Lou say "please" after telling me I'll go to hell before i die if I do drugs. does he want me to go to hell. well. heh... anything for you, Lou.

Does it matter if an actor for a conspiracy theory is a paid actor? What if she's just in it for the love of the game

Monkey paw story of cursing your whimsical borrower-sized character to be human-sized so they see eye to eye with other people and not fight for survival anymore-- but now they have to pay taxes and endure bumper to bumper traffic and suffer psychologically in society like the rest of us

"Given everything Noelle dealt with, she'd struggle to accept the death of her dad" Makes sense! "Noelle is likely the most emotionally stunted of the cast" Y-yeah? "She still says stuff like 'holy cheese and crackers'. If anyone needed to grow up but couldn't, it'd be her" ill kill you. I'LL KILL Y

"Miss Blaze?" "Yes, Cream?" "Why does the man in the song say, 'Eyeum stop, you proceed'?" "Cream-- haha, it's 'You don't stop'!" "Are you sure?" " "I-- ".. "...I'll get my researchers on the phone." "Miss Blaze?" "We need to be sure. Thank you for bringing this to my attention." "--You're welcome."

Peter Griffin as an SCP agent: Ah crap. Yea, I Recognize The Bodies In The Water, alright. It's my Frickin' In-Laws. Now I gotta talk to em-- Lois: Peetah it's not them!! it's a cognito hazahd get outta da wata!! Peter: Yea I know honey, be nice to em, talk to em, invite em for dinner.. chill out OK

me listening to the Concept of Love: 😄 me when they say "reddy to kick some a*s", tearing my headphones off in blind rage: NO!!!!

Japanese guy explaining Kris' pronouns the way Western Otaku do VNs: "Robert F. Fox made UNDERTALE during the highs of the 'Tumblr Period'. if you never lived in this time AND learned english as a native speaker you will never understand the deeper nuances of what the they-pronoun truly represents."

Nomad: Eat up. Traveler: What's this? Nomad: Ach, just a buncha shit I threw together. Traveler: ..It's delicious. Thank you. Culinary gameshow critic 400 years later: You call this Abonchasheit?! Contestant: I'm sorry chef Critic: piss a donkey! you just threw shit together, fuck's wrung with ye

Sci-fi tech company marketing planned obsolescence under the premise of buddhism non-attachment, with products that fail after one or two days of use, under the idea that everything is impermanent and you shouldn't be too attached to material possessions (the CEO is a hedonist with seven yachts)

What I love about those "deploy the monkey" edits with other characters super-imposed on the actors is when it gets so choppy and sped up you're expected to use raw image recognition to understand what's going on. "You saw the gif before, it's with your favorite stupid characters now, figure it out"

Baaart Ho-mer Li-sa Ma-ggie Maaarge San-ta's-Lit-tle-Hel-per

could a man be a dog, and have game? can he live with himself?

Joe Swanson listening to iDOLM@STER'S GO MY WAY!!: "'GO MAE E'?? THOSE AREN'T REAL WORDS YOU MADE THOSE UP"

battle network's OST wouldn't be the same without the Soulful High Pitch Square Wave. when the song is already emotional and rising, but then goes three steps higher with That Square Wave Synth in particular. please tell me someone knows what I'm talking about. it's so good

for an ask-response about how I draw poses. idk just make sure you know where everything is going with a simple stick-figure first. Take it away, Snorp!

Wed nes day? It's a game console, not a person. Stupid!

Junji Ito's House of Marionettes but Spamton Neo is also there and he's only treated as like the 10th most off-putting character involved. At the end he's still up and around and just goes "DAMN. THAT'S CRAZY" and he's not sure why he's still moving either

And then I saw her face 🎵🎶 Not sure I believe her 🎵🎶 There's a trace🎵🎶 Of doubt in my mind 🎵🎶 I'm in fear (ooo) Need to leave her, can't escape her Unless I hide 🎸🎸🎸

Do you think when people go to heaven after dying of old age, the ones who decide to stay old judge and side-eye and judge the ones that make themselves young again. Can you imagine how the passive aggressiveness would feel as an ex-old person from other old people

After the latest jojolands chapter I'm gonna be busting out "yeah but can either of them beat John Rod though" in any powerscaling discussion from here on out

//Jojolands spoilers Of all fucking songs

Giving a friend long, heartfelt advice in a friendly, measured tone, but ending it with calling them "Pomni" to retroactively make it all a Lucid Kinger Monologue, and continuing to call them "Pomni" afterward