Tessera

🃏—— 𝓙𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑⋆˚࿔@killerjokes.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Ah, oolong sounds nice. And I will help. I'll clean the dishes and watch over your cooking to make sure you don't poison me for fun.

SUCH a baby. Fine— A little oolong might do the trick. I have PLENTY gestures I could be giving you, Bats. But since you're so persistent I'll whip up one of mumsies ol' meatloaf recipes! But you're helping..!! I won't be the only one slaving over a hot stove! We're on equal grounds here!

You know I don't drink. And why does it always have to be on me? I'd like to receive some gestures, too!

We're getting too old for that, Jokes. How about some peace, for a change? Dinner. A puzzle, mug of tea.

Ugh. You wouldn't get it. You never do.

Well, what if /I'M/ in my healing era, huh? What if I don't want to be taken for granted no more, huh? I'm done with games. I just want... love-

No. We closed the chapter. You're in your healing era, you said. You have nothing for me.

I can. Really well, actually, for your information.

You know I can take a joke—

Kitten, I'm gonna be honest, the walls are closing in on Daddy—

We promised we closed this chapter...

Well.

🧍

He's going to spend a couple of days working in his office. Do not bother to check on him, he won't come out.

He's also going to help cover for a decent funeral for Ronnie. At least let him rest in peace.

Make sure the Joker is really the Joker. I've seen him die dozens of times — he doesn't stay dead for long.

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YERAY KIRKPATRICK@ghcststory.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Shows him the newspaper. bsky.app/profile/spoi...

What now?

Reading the news pape—WHAT THE FUCK

What's wrong with MCR?

Gar Logan@boybeast.bsky.social · 10mo ago

I cannot confirm nor deny.

@ Mr. Batman pls confirm.

Wow. Okay. Hurtful.

Tsk. As if there's any competition. We're friends. You're not even acquainted.

He /is/ trouble.

🧍

I heard the snapshot sound. You took a butt pic of someone you called ugly.

....... No.

*turning around* Did you just. Snap a picture of my bum?

I hate when he goes... But I love it when he walks away. 📸

Perfect! *Walks away*

I don't talk to ugly men.

Okay?

Ugly.

✶⋆.˚𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄.@spoilsporting.bsky.social · 10mo ago

[ He furrows his brows and shakes his head. ] No, no, I'm not— that's not what I'm trying to do, I promise. I just wanted... I want you to have somewhere nice to be.

[ A sigh, heavy as it is drawn out while looking at the man — Batman. He still wasn't used to it. ] I like it here.. Ignore the s-smell of-of piss and-and blood and it-it's fine. I don't n-need you to..play h-hero for me, Ba— .. Mister W-Wayne. Whatever.