//That'll change next year on August 9th for me, also known as Singapore's national day, lol.

Black Cat (Avengers Arc) 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@badluckkitty.bsky.social · 22h ago

//October 25th, that'll change. That's also the birthday of the BITW CM Punk!

//October 25th, that'll change. That's also the birthday of the BITW CM Punk!

Wally West@the3rdflash.bsky.social · 22h ago

//Wow, we be the same age!

//Halloween spirit overtook me. That's where I've been.

//Wow, we be the same age!

Black Cat (Avengers Arc) 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@badluckkitty.bsky.social · yesterday

//I just feel like I'm just not taking any Ws today, y'all. Every time I try to help or do something that a responsible 33 year old would do, it just slips my mind and I just get down on myself. I'll be fine eventually. Just gotta get out of my personal Void shame room.

"I could work with that!" Give him a lazy couch day with food, trash tv and his babe, he'd take it over running across the multiverse anytime.

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 2w ago

"So how about we focus on the here and now?"

"When I was gone, do you know what kept me sane? Kept me anchored? What helped me find my way back?

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Yeah. One more too many." She huffed. Jason. Ted. Tula. Wally. Conner. And those are the ones she remembers.

"And my head hurts each time I remember seeing it in its entirety." When he was gone.

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 2w ago

"It's a big multiverse, babe."

Not like he was the one who suggested they retire first, right after Tula died, and was happy to be in retirement till the whole Reach stuff happened... "Guess it took one more death to get that message through, huh babe?" he asked softly. A not-so-subtle jab at his own demise. Bad jokes and all.

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 2w ago

"I love the team. I always will. But the cold reality of it all is that sooner or later, this fighting will lead to our permanent death. Plus, I'm getting older. Maybe it's time for the next generation to handle things like the Reach. Maybe we can finally retire." He HAD to have thought about it.

"Again...?"

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Another you. From a different timeline."

She and Wally got that in common. Blame him for being a huge 80's and 90's music nerd.

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 3w ago

A little known fact about Artemis: She LOVES Karma Chameleon by Culture Club.

"Who are you and what have you done to my Artemis who'd sneak behind my back to help Dick with the Reach?"

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Just us having a normal day with no powers, no weapons, and no missions." She said hopefully.

"Other Wally...?"

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 3w ago

"I hope Other Wally isn't upset with me."

//Not everyone has a problem with me, right?

//I really try to portray the characters I write as close to who they are from whatever they're in. I try to be inclusive and nice and I know I have things to fix about myself. I'm sorry I'm not as perfect as all of you.

He flashed his sunny, happy-go-lucky smile. "Name your price, princess~"

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 3w ago

"What's in it for me if I find it? Inquiring minds want to know." She smiled.

Hear me out - Artemis and Zatanna making out on a leather couch with nachos and popcorn around. 🥵

"I'm... very interested now." He began looking around the kitchen. "Also, do you still have my Flash mug? I haven't been able to find it anywhere. I know Dick took the Flash keychain when he helped you clear my stuff, but the mug I can't find /anywhere/..."

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · last mo.

"A little bit. Using a homemade setup." She winks.

"Oh? Have you started doing coffee differently in the years while I was gone?" Sluuuurp - he was done with his mug.

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · last mo.

"Normal people have to get creative, though."

"When your adoptive dad's Bruce Wayne, you can afford fancy stuff. And not have to rely on old-fashioned kettles like us normal people."

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · last mo.

"Damn. Fancy. I like it, though. It's handy." She said with a smile.

"It's endearing. Did you know he now has this automated coffee maker? It kind of acts as a morning alarm, it dings as soon as it begins making it at 7 AM sharp." Sluuurp. "Me neither, I think she must've done a vanishing act."

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · last mo.

"Because we do and not recently."

Saw the Ghost movie. I'm in a Scooby Doo mood now. Don't judge, just rock on: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLc1...

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"Why do you and Dick need 3 cups to function proper? Also, also, also... have you seen Zee?"

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 2mo ago

No talk to Tigress before coffee... Unless you're Zatanna. Or Wally.

//This is the one character I relate to the most. I LOVE food, I'm full of energy, I love making others laugh with my bad jokes, I'm all about chilling out and having a good time, and I have the /worst/ of luck irl but I still keep going 'cause people need me. Wish I were more into Physics though. 😅

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 3mo ago

//Also, question. How much like your muse do you think you are? I have Arty's no bullshit approach to things, for one.

"Is that a promise?" He cracked his hip bones.

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Next time Wally shows up, we have five years to make up for and I have no intention of holding back on him."

//Unfollow spree done. What's an insomniac guy to do? 😅

He was glad, because coming back to find her waiting for him felt like coming home. The PTSD and guilt? He'd deal with those in time. And hopefully the nightmares would go away before he vibrated the hell out of the bedroom. "Awww, you /do/ love me~" he teased. "Always, babe." He grabbed her hand.

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Artemis truly felt happy and loved again. Hearing his heartbeat, cuddling with him, what else does a woman need? "Absolutely. You are my missing part."

"Welcome to capitalism. If only someone with money did something about it."

BATMAN (1966)@batman1966.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“So you have to PAY to watch your favorite television channel? Isn’t that what COMMERCIALS are for?”

So did Wally, because it confirmed this wasn't a dream, he was home, he was alive, alive, alive. (And not in another Speed Force-induced nightmare like he had almost every night) "See? I was right when I was calling myself a stud back when we were kids. Score another win for the Wall Man!"

Tigress 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@ladyortigress.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Best I could get at this point." She teased. Arty enjoyed just breathing in his scent and feeling his warmth.

//I am fed up with these scam accounts getting involved in role playing!