It's never too late to explore your sexuality. To begin your journey to erotic autonomy. To figure out what you actually like, and what you really want.
ALYX | Chicago (Dallas 10/12-10/14)
@thealyxchicago.bsky.social
Chicago's catalyst for evolution since 2011. Chicago, Dallas / Frisco, FMTY Site - www.alyxchicago.com Substack - alyxchicago.substack.com Wishlist- https://youpay.me/akb123 💌 - alyxchi@proton.me
Apparently, when I last saw my fave couple over the summer, I mentioned that my weekly T injection always peaks on a Tuesday. How do I know this? They just booked me again, indicating a preference for said day "because that's when your T is highest." I love them/their thought processes. ;)
ALYX | Chicago (Dallas 10/12-10/14)@thealyxchicago.bsky.social · last mo.I built these delts. Did I do a good job?
Chicago remains home, but my Dallas/Frisco availability is expanding exponentially through January. I have the ability to float back and forth, and am no longer limiting inquiries to specifically announced tours or FMTY. Have a date in mind? Let me know! alyxchi@proton.me
Not to brag, but my pussy is so good, so beautiful and tight, that my client has decided to clone it. He is having a custom masturbatory sleeve commissioned as an early Christmas present to himself. He literally can’t live without me, and now he won’t have to! 🥰
TBT the time a client gifted me the Repo Man CD and Golf Is Not a Game of Perfect. It was such an "us" combo. ☺️
Hi, I'm Alyx! And you can think of me as a mature. exploration-forward girlfriend and partner in crime. I'm passionate about exploring the full spectrum of seduction and intimacy, from sensually vanilla pleasures to those that feel adventurous and new. A sucker for conspiratorial romance...
You may think you’re having a good Monday. But unless you’re the man who just let me tie him up for the first time in his life, you really aren’t.
You are worthy of the life of your dreams. 💫
Within the last month and a half, two new clients have cited their love of my food photos. Images of me actually eating. Both have remarked that it humanizes me. That they want to go to dinner with a woman who both consumes and enjoys food.
ALYX | Chicago (Dallas 10/12-10/14)@thealyxchicago.bsky.social · last wk.Today’s a good day to eat a protein bar on a bridge! ☀️
Today’s a good day to eat a protein bar on a bridge! ☀️
I’ll take it. 😉 What a fun first date!
Reinstating a 1h option with the qualifier of "selectively available in Chicago" was such a smart move. It's allowed me to connect with the right people who also happen to have unpredictable professional schedules. A passionate f’ between meetings is maximally fun when the chemistry’s there. 😈
Keep those bookings coming, Chicago! I have boys in Texas who are working very hard to earn my attention.
You are worthy of the life of your dreams. 💫
Half of me feels like I was an accidental ass. The other half feels like he would have said “yes” to me gently slapping his face while riding him.
ALYX | Chicago (Dallas 10/12-10/14)@thealyxchicago.bsky.social · last wk.At a coffee shop, I gave a man the bathroom code after he realized he needed one. On his way out, he came over with heart eyes. “You’re an angel!” he exclaimed. He was so wholesome and client-like cute. And I’m so devilish that I couldn’t help but reply, “That’s hilarious.”
At a coffee shop, I gave a man the bathroom code after he realized he needed one. On his way out, he came over with heart eyes. “You’re an angel!” he exclaimed. He was so wholesome and client-like cute. And I’m so devilish that I couldn’t help but reply, “That’s hilarious.”
The domain protonmail(.)com will expire in 2 days." Are there awards for dumbest scammers? Other than in the world of Kitboga? I can hear Kit as Barbie Kendall going ham on this one. 🤣 (Only hardcore nerds will understand.)
Keep those bookings coming, Chicago! I have boys in Texas who are working very hard to earn my attention.
Because I’m now regularly splitting my time between Chicago and Frisco/Dallas, I need to know— What‘s your go-go luggage? My current suitcase is on life support. Need to add a successor to my YouPay wishlist.
I made the fatal error of putting my vitamins and medications in the same cabinet as the cat T-R-E-A-T-S. My orange is literally begging for Zyrtec.
I’ve gotta say, Go Birds! The brazen sea of green that’s descended upon Chi is inspirational. I’ve witnessed so many entertaining moments traversing the city today and I love it. Plus my college bestie was a Philly girl and her dad shipped us cheese steaks in dry ice.
Go Birds! Eagles Fan Chant
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You never know when a new client will come along, play a sustained role in her life, and raise her already high bar even higher.
Dallas and Frisco— I’m coming back hungry. October 11-14 November 1-3 December TBA soon alyxchi@proton.me
Grateful for the ☀️ and this beautiful life!
Met the cutest and most wiggly potato. And a Bears fan to boot!
