Nintendo Direct Guy’s two voices

Genuinely think that if the next consoles retail for close to $1000 like they seem to be on pace for, that is going to be the breaking point for the average consumer and there is going to be a massive crash in the industry

Polygon@polygon.com · 4d ago

A panel of experts said the game industry is currently in the worse state it's been in 40 years.

In a world where couch co-op is a dying art, Nintendo adding 8-player couch co-op for free to their 9 year-old (also kinda 12 year-old) game just because they can now is awesome

Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror]@nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 6d ago

#MarioKart 8 Deluxe now has added features when played on Nintendo Switch 2! Find out more about the free update here: ninten.do/6013aTlOJ

I feel like passengers in emergency exit rows on planes are too complacent that nothing's going to happen on the flight. I don't actually trust that their skills will be sharp enough in an emergency. Pilots should be able to randomly simulate maydays to keep them on their toes.

Good for them. 🌹

(Star Fox is a close second)

Mina Dance

Alt: Mina the Hollower

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MinnMax@minnmax.com · 3w ago

What's your current GOTY?

People applaud Jordan Peele for this movie and how it talks about racism but tbh I didn't get any of that from it??

I was content just doing the DK Challenge for fun, but very cool that there's a physical reward for it!

Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror]@nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 3w ago

Complete the entire DK challenge and earn a physical 39-card set featuring #DonkeyKongBananza and a selection of classic Donkey Kong adventures! Available to active #NintendoSwitchOnline members until Sept 1 at 1am PT. Learn more: ninten.do/6014ay6x4

British people got it right with the insult "bellend". Love that word.

First one my parents let me watch was Planes Trains and Automobiles since it's pretty much solely rated R for language lmao

Patrick Klepek@patrickklepek.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Do you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently

Having a craving for a salad but remembering the explosive diarrhea outbreak

Byuntear Bob Sponge Crying

Alt: SpongeBob crying

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there's only one thing that could save the games industry, only one game that would resonate with the people of the USA in this moment, and that is a AAA remake of Don't Shit Your Pants www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

Don't Shit Your Pants

A survival horror game.

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The Backrooms (2026)

Hoooo my god it just hit me that it's been 13 years since I graduated. Kids that hadn't even entered kindergarten yet when I graduated have graduated themselves now. Oh my GOD I'm old.

Beautiful women named "Install update, your phone is 43 days out of date" keep trying to message me

American version of the Dalgona from Squid Game where you have to safely free the star from the limited edition Stars and Stripes Cheez-It

Can't ever say the phrase "That would be great" at work without feeling like this

they say rich people don't experience the same problems us poors do but my family also spent an entire summer trying to turn a shitty pool from green to blue. we are all connected.

Fantastic game, easily my GOTY

Asked Rain if we had anything planned for this weekend and they went, "Besides your birthday dinner...?" Legitimately forgot my birthday is next week. Am I finally at *that* stage in life

Uh-oh

Curiousjoi@curiousjoi.gg · 7mo ago

This is why I just recently dropped a game 😂😂😂😂 Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha credit: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThQF1Ga4/

It's a "having to request another team do their damn jobs for the third time" sort of day at work huh

Wow I was called out for racism along with 5000 other people in a 2 minute video, that's pretty impressive

I miss her every day

𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊@pogue.omg.lol · 3mo ago

this is what they took from you

7 of the 11 packages here are hunks of plastic that do nothing

duen / niko / miles@riolu.gay · 3mo ago

kinda fucked up how u need 5 joycon wheels just to turn the console on

The last fully original Spyro game was in *2008*. And that was part of The Legend of Spyro, which was more beat-em-up than platformer. The last original platformer was in *2004*. Literally the day George W Bush got re-elected. I have been waiting more than 20 years of my 30 years on Earth for this.

Spyro Universe 💎@spyrouniverse.bsky.social · 3mo ago

SPYRO IS BACK!!! Spyro: A Realm Beyond is coming Spring 2027!!! 🔥