(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn
@theasolver001.bsky.social
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"You're surviving because. Dust isn't that fun."
[Check alt for what's on the funny board in background]
"I believe you all. See me as a. Joke. I do not like that. So let's. Change that."
"Huh? I am just. Using a speaker? I am not even physically here right. Now."
HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE.
"Did.... he just die? I was not even nearby.. confused tone."
UP!!!
"I do not remember. Dying to a purple thing. I do remember dying to. A robotic blue hedgehog after. Murdering his wife. Honestly you are just as. Pathetic as before. You cannot. Even remember what killed me."
IF I COULD. I WOULD OBLITERATE YOU. RIGHT HERE AND NOW. BUT I KNOW I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH. I CAN'T DEFEAT YOU, YOU #!%*&@. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU MADE ME GO THROUGH. MY FRIENDS. EVERYONE. WE SUFFERED BECAUSE OF Y O U . I SINCERELY HOPE THE PURPLE ONE COMES BY TO KILL YOU AGAIN.
"Played. A roblox game. How the. Hell would a Zombie Cyn. Even. Work?"
"I wish you. A terrible day. Of birth. Laughter."