The definition of regret.

YAY

Like if this post is fact checked.

It’s a reference to the show 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴 — I’ve heard it’s good, but I’ve never gotten around to watching it. But hey, at least I have this shirt. Via: thebadappleid.etsy.com/listing/4351...

"What's the caption say?"

All of them for just $4?

Spot the difference.

Forgot to upload at my usual time. So please enjoy this late post instead.

What's your drink of choice?

When the law doesn't apply to you.

The little one is going to work.

Take Me Home, Country Toad.

The steak have never been higher.

"Following up on last week's discussion.."

He fixes the cable.

Maybe not today, but...

Perpetually surprised cat... in stickers! Via: thebadappleid.etsy.com/listing/4493...

Well, is it one or the other?

Why, hello there.

Have you seen Tinks?

"I found it already looking like that."

Is this catcalling?

You ever just feel like this?

It hurts every time.

This loon doesn’t give a quack. Via: thebadappleid.etsy.com/listing/1855...

It's snot funny.

Trash can cat, what is your wisdom?

Here's your order, shrimp— I mean, sir!

No, we won't.

Blink twice if the orange one did it.