Mel 🤭
@thebaddestmitch.bsky.social
FAMU Alumna 🐍 • Future Multimedia Mogul • 1/2 of @jokesonyoupod • All opinions are my own • Arby’s stan account. she/her
I really need to migrate to here permanently. It’s hell over there.
I tried on wedding dresses today and that made it real lol.
Damn so many mutuals really never came back to twitter lol
Mind you, this is the first thing I see when I’ve been away from this app for months.
MonsterKing@cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 12mo agoIt's also fun to make her snore after you put her through the headboard and adjacent plumbing and drywall. Filth Apnea.
@thebaddestmitch.bsky.social don’t miss honey 🤣😂🤣 because WTH is Bebo doing
Y’all must be real freaky frogs cuz I never see anything nasty on here.
I’m about to be a full time dog mom. What fun gadgets and gizmos, outside of the basics, should I get for my apt? He’s a ~25 pound cocker spaniel
What’s a fun, light, yummy, no red meat, non-soul food meal I can make for my family tomorrow for Christmas Eve? We want something light since we’ll eat so heavily on Christmas Day.
Got a massage. Fell asleep. Moaned in my sleep. The moan woke me up. 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
This my last night living alone and being in a long distance relationship lmao wtf
I wonder how Coretta Scott King would’ve felt about Sexy Redd. 😂😂😂
So, the former marine who strangled a homeless person to death on a train gets no charges (homeless people don't count as people), but a rich CEO gets you three murder counts because he's three times as human as the average person on the street. Good to know. Fuck the system. Burn it all down.