Pietro Maximoff

@thebestmaximoff.bsky.social

ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀsᴛᴇsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ, ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴡᴇʟᴠᴇ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴡᴀɴᴅᴀ , ʙᴜᴛ sʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛs ᴍᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴀʏ. | 21+ | #MV | #MS | PARODY | #ƐηgℓιѕнƜιηтєя

There was excitement bubbling up inside him at the thought of getting out, of going to do /something/ that wasn’t just rearranging his apartment. “You’re going to get in trouble for this, ya know.”

𝒴. ℬ𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓋𝒶@desolatewidow.bsky.social · last yr.

Copying his move, she downs the rest of her drink and proceeds to set the glass down. ❝ Come along speedy. ❞ she teased as she took his hand. Leading him towards the door.

Smart isn’t a word many use to describe him. But he’s also fully aware that she knows where he sleeps. There’s a grin at the huff, the bottle placed down on the side as he would begin to uncap the bottle. “Cupboard above the sink for the glasses.”

𝒴. ℬ𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓋𝒶@desolatewidow.bsky.social · last yr.

See, she knew he would grow to be real smart! And of course she would, she likes catching others off guard. A small huff left her at the forehead bump, but she wasn’t angry. ❝ Duh—. ❞ she retorted as she moved to find some glasses for them both.

Honestly? He wouldn’t even try running if she did. He knows she’d get him eventually anyway. A soft forehead bump and then he’s pulling back, going to grab a bottle of scotch he’d had in storage. “Shall we celebrate to being alive?”

𝒴. ℬ𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓋𝒶@desolatewidow.bsky.social · last yr.

Good. Otherwise, she might have to (lightly) kick his ass. Okay not really, she wouldn’t follow through with that. Maybe. Her expression softens as she slowly nodded. ❝ Good to see you alive, but yes. I’m alive too. ❞

He’d never admit that he heard it, not one to give away that he just enjoyed when she was herself. Arms unwinding from around her and then move to rest against her shoulders, a faint squeeze given. “I am alive. As are you. That is all that’s needed.”

𝒴. ℬ𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓋𝒶@desolatewidow.bsky.social · last yr.

A small squeak left her lips when he lifted her up, but she wouldn’t admit to that leaving her— nope. ❝ what is new with you? ❞ she asked once she pulled back from him, quickly giving him a once over. Making sure he was doing well — no injuries.

📲 [the actual annoyance] I hate your fonts. Also what’s wrong with my current place? Is this because I told you that you can’t use my closet to put your clothes in?

𝕎𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 𝕄𝕒𝕩𝕚𝕞𝕠𝕗𝕗@crimsoncharmer.bsky.social · 2y ago

Texts @thebestmaximoff.bsky.social 📱📨 : [DipShit Fridge Raider] 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚊'𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚕𝚢𝚗 & 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝. 𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚋𝚜. 𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎?

The smile on his lips couldn’t have gotten any bigger but the second her arms wrap around him, he’s cheesing. “I’m glad you’re home. It’s been quiet without you.” A kiss to her nose and then a forehead press.

Kate Bishop@ofsassandarrows.bsky.social · 2y ago

She hums happily and then shifts a little to wrap her arms around him. “I’ve missed you too, so damn much.” Kate whispered as she finally met his gaze. Don’t expect her to let go of him anytime soon.