first ever relatable politician

ive had 'bing bong, sing along, your team's al gore cause your views are wrong' stuck in my head longer than ive known who al gore is

“Those who choose to not sit inside will be subject to an additional leg room fee.” chaser.com.au/business/jet...

they put a streetlight where i was once stabbed which i know should reassure me since it means people cant hide there anymore, but now whenever i drive past its like a spotlight was put there by a director going 'remember the past trauma that happened here'

previously i have rejected and mocked any gambling company that offered the chaser money, upon hearing that they also offer drugs and sex on the side, i will be reconsidering this stance

The society you once knew no longer exists 😔

there are Aussie media people who will look you dead in the eye and tell you this is good, needed political journalism

90% of press junket interviews are now just ‘hey, I know you have an nda, but can you please break it and spoil the entire movie? Why not?’

I noticed from my 12yo's lock screen notifications over the w/e that he is still using all of the apps, only difference now is that none of the parent filters and controls apply

Ben Schwarz@benschwarz.bsky.social · 3d ago

Australia’s eSafety commissioner buried a report (released Friday afternoon) that shows the under 16 social media ban didn’t tangibly reduce teen social media use, and also resulted in parents tuning out of kids usage. We traded our privacy for no reason. theconversation.com/more-than-80...

found out my mum has been telling people im going to melbourne but instead of describing it as me going for a holiday in october, she made it sound like i am moving there now which has led ppl from there to be mad at me for not telling them about this non-existent move

Please take my anxiety and imposter syndrome, and give it to guardian opinion columnists 🙏

The commonwealth games are great but we should invent something like it but with every country, not just the commonwealth

got the fauci ouchie 😔 (he hit me with his car)

And this is the exact ai that the abc plans to force their journalists to use

ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 6d ago

Anthropic says its Claude AI model hacked systems of three external companies during safety tests

it feels weird that im going to miss an entire generation of gaming mainly cause some losers want to make fake girlfriends which have been programmed to not block their number like the other women they know have

grinded my way up to the top of plat on a game where everyone pisses me off which is always a sign that im doing well mentally and there is no need to ask

ok lets hear her out on this one, it would make rowing way more interesting to watch

we need to take social disability theory framework away from media people until they learn how to use it properly

I don’t know what it is about me but nothing makes me scroll faster than a video starting with ‘stop scrolling’

Just amazing how this headline gets worse with every line

the reason i could never be a proper journo is that ive been digging around something sus for a while but am now distracted cause one wrong turn led me to find a random unrelated Christian website with this mesmerising logo

Realised I had only seen clips of Nathan For You and not full eps so now I am having an amazing binge watch

Replies seem to be confusing ‘annoying’ and ‘threaten to beat’ Ignoring the context that Albanese is infamous for taking it extremely personally when someone from the left challenges his seat and has held grudges for decades over races he comfortably won

Greg Jericho@grogsgamut.bsky.social · last wk.

This will annoy the absolute hell out of Albanese.

Whenever I see an Airbnb host on TikTok it shocks me that they think they bring value to the lives of those they interact with

News Corp made ai Dave Hughes Jesus Instead of wine, he turns cups of water into pee

Noticing that both responses from the Crows to last nights booing of Quaynor grossly try to recontextualise it as just fans who got too heated and unsportsmanlike instead of the fans targeting him for reporting a player’s usage of homophobic slurs

Here's my story from Pine Gap. "The fight to end the US military occupation of Australia (and the entire world)" It's a photo-essay this time because I took a tonne of pics, the country being this stunning, to help convey the Arrernte's struggle.

The fight to end the US military occupation of Australia (and the entire world) - The Shot

For 64 years – an insignificant speck of time under a sky this large – from a stolen, sacred site...

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“I am happy to stand here Jacinta and wait until you do the right thing," said the union. chaser.com.au/general-news...

my girlfriend is trying to break up with me, i challenged her to a debate on it and she called me an 'elitist douchebag', little does she know that's an ad hominem attack and as such i will be winning this debate.