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The Bjrd

@thebjrd.bsky.social

i got me a weeeiirrd sense of humor Extra info abt me can be found in my strawpage https://thebjrd.straw.page/ I plan on NOT changing my handle completely so keep that in mind...

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talbotter.bsky.social @talbotter.bsky.social · 4d ago

˝Remember kids, sometimes all you need to defeat evil is a good pair of shoes!˝

Kaius ⛔@kaius.bsky.social · last mo.

just saw this excerpt of a ytp on tumblr and i think i've almost thrown up like 4 separate times watching it on loop. Please tell me theres a full version

Smori3000 @vlestamiod.bsky.social · last mo.

sick ass vest bambi mod health bar: #daveandbambi #vestbambimod #fridaynightfunkin #fnf

A screenshot of a sick-ass custom FNF health bar, made for Vest Bambi Mod. The icons are centered on a 17-point star attached to the left side of the health bar, equally spaced from each other with the player icon angled upwards and the opponent icon downwards. Below the health bar are counters for accuracy, score, and misses, with representative icons beside them. Bambi and Pico are the opponent and player of the song respectively.

The stage in the screenshot is cut off, but appears to contain a tiled floor. Bambi's down pose is partially visible, cut off from the screenshot.

The Bjrd @thebjrd.bsky.social · last mo.

Hello i'm on da artfight artfight.net/~TheBjrdAmaz...

ashurii.nekoweb.org 🏳️‍⚧️@ashurii.nekoweb.org · last mo.

sort of "mixed media" with basic GDI effects and a mspaint drawing

The Bjrd @thebjrd.bsky.social · last mo.

Here's my deltarune bingo for this chapter!! #deltarune #deltarunechapter5

Left to right: "Jevil reference" with Jevil's head. "S. Crystal holder is non conventional (like Gerson and The Knight)" with a shadow crystal. "Noelle gets involved in the weird route" with a sad Noelle. "Asgore ends up being the chapter's main antagonist" with a particularly evil Asgore. "Everyman" with Everyman. "Seam makes the thing with the crystals" with Seam presenting a question mark. "Friend" ...yeah. "More than one dark fountain" with a nosey man making a dark fountain. "Flowey reference (not counting the cyan soul mode attack pattern)" with a cheeky Flowey. "Asriel does NOT show up" with Toriel telling Kris that Asriel's bus has broken down. "At least 1 theory is proven (or hinted) to be correct" with a rampant Battat. "dess" with... Squidward? A free space. "Hint towards the knight's identity" with the knight's head shrowded in mystery. "Kris gains some form of autonomy" with Kris breaking free of the SOUL's control. "Lancer" with a Lancer. "Something... ANYTHING!! related to Papyrus" with aPapyrus. "Asgore's soul colored flowers turn into darkners" with a flower turning into one shady lookin' darkner! "Forgotten man's location is associated with wheat" with the man's tree inbetween some wheat. "Someone dies" with Father Alvin saying they put his name (Asgore) on the stone. "Something sad happens in the first 5 minutes" with a tragedy mask. "Chapter ends on a sad note" with a person shedding a single tear looking at their montior. "New lightner dark form" with a stylish Jockington. "Gatserr" with Mr. Take-A-Fat-Guess-Who. "Something funny happens in the first 5 minutes" with a comedy mask.

The Bjrd @thebjrd.bsky.social · last mo.

Floradiiinnn #deltarune

Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Season 3 Episode 6 - Frame 433 out of 2708

Fanon Wiki Informalities @fanoninformalities.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A formidable foe appears

Dark BTS Bowser

Gender
Male
Color
Black And Dodger Blue
Voice
Robotic Steven

Fanon Wiki Informalities@fanoninformalities.bsky.social · 2mo ago

BTS Bowser

Gender
Male
Color
Black And Dodger Blue
Voice
Robotic Simon

The Bjrd @thebjrd.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Happy Pride Month, y'all!

The protagonists of funSession colored as various pride flags
Diptheren is pansexual, John is a demiboy, Perpendicular is genderfluid, Spoug is nonbinary, This is bisexual, and Salmon is polyamorous

The Bjrd @thebjrd.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Money ending, woohoo! I also did the good ending earlier this week but i forgot to post it xd He's here, he's there, he's everywhere... Who ya gonna call?

The Bjrd @thebjrd.bsky.social · 3mo ago

My buddy Jeff's landed a job at the local pizza place! Wish him luck, guys! (Character by @sm4rd4.bsky.social. It's also his birthday today but that's unrelated-ish) #frickbears3 #fivenightsatfrickbears3

Jeff, a robot with a red head, red eyes and a grey exterior, wearing the Five Nights at Frickbear's 3 guard outfit

furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The Bjrd @thebjrd.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The ending where everyone DIES... Kinda dreading the good ending ngl (mostly cause of having to get a highscore on freaking Hare Pairs)

The Bjrd @thebjrd.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Smori3000 @vlestamiod.bsky.social · 3mo ago

rather sudden announcement but i've decided to make a Ko-fi to help me through college life! Nothing serious but transit and food is ≈$60 per week and I'd like some form of income to cover that myself in a pinch ko-fi.com/smori3000