I wish I could read minds so I could always tell if people talking about “the elites” are antisemitic idiots or just anti capitalists
Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
doctor who obsessed lesbian and woke gen z girl. i hate americans with a passion she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪 instagram: jasmellody
Baldurs Gate Act 3 is amazing. You fight your way through the Shadowlands, kill the avatar of a god, reveal an evil plot to take over the world and the minute you arrive in Baldurs Gate all every npc cares about is banning refugees
My current half elf sorceress did this two times already
Jasmin🌸@theboobtaster.bsky.social · 4d agoBaldurs Gate 3 as any other class: *you fight your enemy* Baldurs Gate 3 as a high charisma (spellcaster) class: “kill yourself”
Baldurs Gate 3 as any other class: *you fight your enemy* Baldurs Gate 3 as a high charisma (spellcaster) class: “kill yourself”
Life used to be so easy back them. You could blame everything on demons or satan. Good times.
I DO kink shame actually. I’m not above doing that. I’ll 100% judge people.
The Odyssey should have been entirely in ancient greek with a greek accent and a cast consisting only of greeks and the credits should feature all sources used for the movie
need literally just 15€ for my hormones but i’m so fucking broke oh my god
Fallout is supposed to be this great roleplaying game where you can do whatever you want, but being evil in Fallout 4 makes me feel guilty for disappointing Preston Garvey 😔😔
today i was told “you women are all the same anyway” in response to someone not knowing my name😭😭😭
dinosaurs 66 million years ago: “the sky ALWAYS used to be covered by ashes. this is just a normal winter, fucking liberals”
why do aliens always kidnap cows. do they like milk? are there no cows on their planet? do they breed them with space cows? do they like their meat? is hinduism a universal religion and they think of cows as holy? are they vegans and resque cows from humans??
your coworkers when you show up 30 seconds late to work: “you still work here?” “early for the night shift, huh?” “you work part time now?” “how was your vacation?”
The US government in the Marvel Cinematic Universe: - tries to nuke New York in the first Avengers - successfully infiltrated by Nazis (HYDRA) in a Captain America movie - implements the Sokovia Accords to control superheroes - allows Tony Stark to hire a 15 year old Spider-Man ????
i got a job offer from a place i worked at from 2020-2023 before i even transitioned. for a position that only lasts two weeks. i can do the funniest shit ever and return for 2 weeks after 3 years as a different gender
i’m known as clockbuster in the local trans community
Jasmin🌸@theboobtaster.bsky.social · 2w agomovie featuring a trans person. call that a clockbuster.
people say Tom Holland’s Spider-Man didn’t really suffer until his third movie but consider this: at 15 he’s recruited into a civil war by Stark, he gets his ass kicked by Captain America and later has to watch his education videos in detention at school, his mentors best friend fucks his aunt
does anyone else read mtf as “motherfucker” every single time
if trans women are women why is the word “men” at the end of the word women??? checkmate
how long would it take you to notice that the beatles don’t exist if you were the protagonist of the movie yesterday? i give myself a month.
The Odyssey is not historically accurate enough. The 50 minute gay sex scene on a war torn battlefield is missing.
god damn…i’m only 23 and have been on reddit for 8 fucking years
It makes no sense to actually believe that any government would conspire against us and hide the existence of aliens. if aliens were suddenly proven to be real, most of us would be like “wow okay, that’s crazy. gonna look at it after work”. like who even cares. stupid conspiracy theory
went to the local queer centre to have a nice evening and these lame jehovas witnesses camped outside of the building with their pamphlets to ragebait us
Successful sequels: New York, Homo Erectus, Christianity, The New Testament, American English, Birds, Smartphones.