The "absent minded professor" Dr Ned Brainard, never would have so had he been properly medicated.. Flubber never would have existed. Think on that liberals.

You can call me an asshole all you want but I'm pretty sure you're not a proctologist.

Ahh the Sideways Walrus, my favorite of the yoga moves. #stretchy #restful

Idk who needs to hear this, but this is what dystopia feels like. We're there. We're living and breathing it.

1/2 It's the social contact. It was broken that day in a way that was observable in real time by the collective of humanity. We witnessed something we love, a child, come into harms way with something else we love, something anthropomorphized.

Yeah, some mint chocolate chip will heal me...

"You shouldn't be back to work this early." - my spinal surgeon, my follow up specialist, my gp, random dude on the sidewalk... *me posting from work due to no sick days*

A RETURN POST-POST SURGERY! Guys, this one was gonna be #historical but became... delicious! I LOOOOVE discovering new good and #Watalappam is now on my food-cket list! Have you had this!? I need reviews! 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #hawki #travel #foodie #SriLanka #geography

I'm 2% closer to becoming a cyborg y'all!! My type 1 diabetic ass using robotics to maintain control plus some crazy cool looking hardware to stabilize my long ago broken neck, equals me being the next #terminator. I'm sorry. Fate is sealed. Seriously, how metal does that shit look 🤣 pun intended

Is it normal to be crazy depressed after surgery?

Oh do I love me some #mythology! Proudly geekin on demigod shenanigans! #Heracles or #Hercules lost a man on a voyage, but it was cool because #nymphs stole him and then there was a city named after him. I'm paraphrasing here.. Read about Gemlik! 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #hawki #history #greece #gods

"See i love you reefer, love my Guinness, and I don't fit into society. I'm a menace." - Nappy Roots (2008) Fuck'n right..

Ohh this was a really cool read into the #indigenous conflicts with fur traders! Further info spelunk'n led me to find out that it was THE hub for the Hudson Bay Company, "... was the oldest corp in North America founded in 1670.." 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #hawki #history #firstnations #canada

Back to work a week after emergency surgery. ".. do nothing 4-6 weeks. No lifting, nothing,.. you will rupture your sutures, bleed out, and you WILL die." - doc No sick days left 😪 So exhausted. Would kill for a fucking smoothie. Only thing feels good to eat but $$ of course. I owe millions now..

Miss the beard, don't miss the nerve pain. Incision is looking great. Clean bandages the last 4 changes i think is a great sign. Muscles are still weak af. Doc said he worked my neck over hard grinding away all the bone spurs n the fusion. Obvi, stabbed in the throat pain, but otherwise I'm good.

I LOVE finding places named in absolute mockery of their more aptly named peer. Places such as The Great Canyon, or this one: "The island(Big Diomede) is almost a day ahead of Little Diomede Island because they are separated by the International Date Line.." 🤣 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #hawki #geo #fact

So not bad! Zero leakage or bleeding upon bandage changes. Cannot stress enough how weird not being in pain is. It freaks me out. Like I have a pressure pain on my neck and an obvious you got stabbed in the throat pain but no nerve pain. 30 years of it, then nothing..

Neck collar chronicles: day..4?.. it's all starting to blur. Shower imminent due to excessive ass stank. Bandage reapplication immediate. Documenting dope ass scars for imperial records.

It's so weird. Absolutely indescribable how i went from 30 years of constant, unrelenting nerve pain to zero. I would spend nights awake freezing because a sheet felt heavy and painful on my skin. I would be nuclear hot or freezing cold, sometimes simultaneously. Fuck I would kill for a smoothie.

Welp, humans are terrible... ".. #Nuclear tests were conducted on and around Kiritimati by the UK in the late 1950s, and by the US in 1962... the island was not evacuated, exposing the residents and the #British, #NewZealand, and #Fijian servicemen to nuclear radiation." 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #wth

"Nordlaguna" a lagoon on a Nordic island.. nailed it. This place is remote. Like REMOTE, remote. "The easiest and most common way to visit is through an arctic expedition, specially approved by the Norwegian government." 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #hawki #seclusion #freezing #geography #biology #volcano

Ugh, feels like I got stabbed in the throat or something..

Spinal surgery @9am tomorrow.. I'm so nervous.

Ohh cool one! (pun not intended) Led me to read of the #Thule people, then the #Dorset, and finally the #Pre-Dorset.. 4,000 years of migrating.. wild. It continually amazes me how hardy our #ancestors were. 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #hawki #history #geography #canada #alaska #arctic #inuit #ancient

Silly #pirates never stood a chance against this majesty of a tower! The #canaryislands look like a crazy beautiful place. No wonder the pirates went mad over it! New word as well on this one: Bartizan 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #hawki #history #spain #geography #towerdefense #sea #cannon #travel

Guys they misplaced the Wall of Jerusalem!😆 "..many places and features within the park also have #Biblical references for names, such as Herods Gate,.. Damascus Gate, the Pool of Bethesda." Pool of Bethesda.. that in #Skyrim or #Morrowind lore? 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #hawki #tasmania #lostandfound

#Birds man... So the Bearded Vulture, who's home range includes the Picos de Europa National Park in #spain which was established in 1918, was done dirty by his mug shot LOOK AT THAT FACE! 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #hawki #geography #ornithology #nationalpark #biology #ecology #nature #europe

Hey hive mind, I need help finding info regarding this #painting! My parents were gifted it and love it but we can't find anything on this #artist. Rieuwers? Rievwers? I'm unsure.. #help!

🤣 It's been a lukewarm min y'all.. Camiri looks like a crazy beautiful place but with, "..intense xerophilic overgrowth." Guys! A ZEROPHILE is not what you think it is.. or not what i thought it was. 🌎📌🌲👉 hawki.app 👈🌳📍🧪 #history #geography #bolivia #southamerica #hawki #education #fact #ecology