Carl Knight

@thecarlknight.bsky.social

Lefty grammar pedant, often makes grammatical errors. Aston Villa, Alan Partridge, Radiohead

We put a player that misses two thirds of his penalties on pens. We send every player up for corners, leaving us as vulnerable as we possibly can, in an area where we are already most vulnerable. I don’t understand what’s going on. This isn’t down to individual errors. It’s tactically insane. #avfc

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy

The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

nytimes.com