The Clear Cider
@theclearcider.bsky.social
Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. 🔴 = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 🦋 🌹
There it is !!! Trump wearing a new hair hat today.
The Clear Cider@theclearcider.bsky.social · last mo.Some rumors circulating that his Camp David weekend was a regenerative medical procedure. Some rumors circulating that his Camp David weekend was a regenerative hair transplant. I have the “Before” photo, but I haven’t yet caught a comparable “After” photo:
So you can’t afford groceries, gas, healthcare, utilities, or your mortgage. But hey, I got gold horses.
I don’t know … A 5-lb bulk roll of hamburger meat — or a Gulfstream G650? Decisions, decisions …
Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto@cortezmasto.senate.gov · 8h agoI’m glad the President has his priorities straight.
The state said it needs the records to investigate allegations of abuse at Epstein’s Zorro Ranch.
New Mexico Sues Blanche, DOJ For ‘Withholding’ Epstein Files
The state said it needs the records to investigate allegations of abuse at Epstein’s Zorro Ranch.
forbes.com
Abdul El-Sayed was outspent 9-to-1 by AIPAC and corporate Super PACs in the most expensive Senate Democratic primary of all time. Last night, he proved that organized people can beat organized money.
Footage found of the certification exam of Trump’s diaper nurse, Natalie Harp. 🤷♀️
Yes, Trump really posted this. Stolen Valor. He gave himself more ribbons than the other two men combined. A General rank (4 shoulder stars), pilot/aviation wings, a Sam Browne-style cross strap, a large star medal, & a full rack of ribbons that a non-veteran civilian is not authorized to wear.
Remember when you didn’t need a computer science degree to start your washing machine? And you could open the lid & watch the wash washing? Good times … 🤣🤣🤣
Footage found of the certification exam of Trump’s diaper nurse, Natalie Harp. 🤷♀️
Yes, Trump really posted this. Stolen Valor. He gave himself more ribbons than the other two men combined. A General rank (4 shoulder stars), pilot/aviation wings, a Sam Browne-style cross strap, a large star medal, & a full rack of ribbons that a non-veteran civilian is not authorized to wear.
BREAKING: A US judge granted the US Justice Department's motion to dismiss January 6 prosecutions of members of the right-wing Oath Keepers militia, according to a court filing reut.rs/457JSU8
It’s sad that he’s not even mad that he got Trumped. He ran commercials here in Texas, before the primaries, saying he voted & agreed with Trump 99% of the time as an appeasement … so Trump would endorse him. 😝
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Back in 2020 this was exposed on the right side of Trump’s head. Theories: Hearing aid implant? Hair / wig system attachment? Facial tensing pullback tape? Neuro-stimulator? TENS device? Drug delivery patch? What do you think it is?
Remember when you didn’t need a computer science degree to start your washing machine? And you could open the lid & watch the wash washing? Good times … 🤣🤣🤣
Were you confused, like I was, when you heard “Big Pussy” was reported dead yesterday?
Is Trump now receiving kickbacks from the military complex by route of new taxpayer purchases to make up the depleted old inventories? Follow the $Ms money flowing through the Strait of Trump (pockets) …
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday"The Army has used up 'virtually all' of its stockpile of highly accurate long-range missiles during its five-month war with Iran, raising concerns about the military's readiness for future conflicts"
Absolutely, a career ended. Embarrassing footnote, Cornyn. Trumped. Weak. Ketchup. On. Brisket.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "Given this agreement with Mr Blanche, I expect the DOJ to live up to this in future litigation and I will vote to advance him out of the committee today"
Old news, friend. He even cheats at golf while claiming to love it, too. If the caddy doesn’t advantageously drop the ball for him, he cheats on his own like this:
Everyone knows Trump literally cheats at everything. Cheating at golf is a self-imposed cheating of your own self. What a hollow, empty, life he must live in his own head with no satisfaction of having ever knowingly achieving anything honestly.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes.bsky.social · last yr.Another caddy caught dropping a golf ball for Trump. This time it was at Bedminster. This footage is from Saturday, the day the White House announced Trump won the “2025 Men’s Senior Club Championship.”
Ever get a group of people (?) following you all of a sudden who have 0 posts? Ever get a group of people (?) following you all of a sudden who have the same avatar? Ever get a group of people (?) following you all of a sudden who have NO followers? 🤖
I may catch ‘heat’ for this, but she looks okay for a 44-year old mom of 3 as would have been depicted in the unaltered reflection. Why do the Trumps have to lie about everything …
