Well, I did make a promise... And after all, why not... Why shouldn't I edit another Powerwash video? :)

I remember a time where I had to "fix" PCs because someone decided to download "PCDestroyer4000" from some random ass forum... Now I have to fix PCs because someone made the massive mistake of installing a Windows update

One German word that I started using a lot more recently is "Gewaltbereit", which means something like "Ready to be violent". It's really funny to say stuff like "Gewaltbereites Pokemon"

People ask me if my English is either on C1 or C2 level... You see, my English is level C4. That is because when I open my mouth I fucking explode

I have played that game where you literally just search for a needle in a haystack At this point I don't even know anymore...

I just rolled credits for Control Resonant. It's fantastic! I can only recommend experiencing it for yourself. It's some genuinely mind bending stuff with some of the best gameplay Remedy has ever put out That being said, Alan Wake 2 stays as my favourite Remedy game ^^

You see, I'm sure that Activision will be perfectly able to make new Halo gam- I WILL RETURN TO THE FOREST TO BECOME ONE WITH NATURE AGAIN. CALL ME THE CEO OF TREES AND RIVERS. GREEN MAGIC SHALL SPROUT FROM MY HANDS AS I RESTORE NATURE TO ITS FORMER GLORY

Okay, so... hypothetically: If I were to finally play a Pokémon game again, which Gen should I pick?

Whenever I speak English in a stream or a recording I always think "My accent wasn't that bad, right?" Then I listen to it and I genuinely hear myself go: "Ohh jaaa, zis iz ah really qute wone, izn't it?"

I did a Pokemon test to see just how many I remember... Chat, be honest with me: How cooked am I?

I'm pretty sure I'm close to the end of Control Resonant now and this game is quite frankly bonkers This is some fucking crazy shit I have happening on my screen right now

They will do anything but make Ace Attorney 7 Now we will have the decade of VR ports

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I think game journalists and I have very different ideas of what "spongy" enemies are. For how common a criticism it is that Control Resonant has spongy enemies I have yet to encounter something I consider a damage sponge

2 hours into Control Resonant: This shit slaps. This shit is also slapping me. Not a lot of story stuff yet, but the combat feels great and the difficulty is actually kinda spicy

Control Resonant is almost here... I will be so not normal for the next 7 days

There is a mass psychosis happening in the Capcom TGS stream chat

You see, there are a great many things you could spend 60 bucks on... A loaf of rye bread is not one of those things

I've seen some streamers play Control and please for the love of all that is holy READ THE DOCUMENTS I know that Control commits the cardinal gaming sin of expecting a gamer to read, but come on man...

Oh btw, thanks to Shen I'm a Pokémon now :) Her Pokéthon is starting soon and I might poke my head in there as a funny German guy cameo

I'm not a huge fan of Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright... However, it did give us comically British Edgeworth, which I will always appreciate HaS tHe cAt gOt yOuR ToNguE?! PeRhApS yoUr MiNd iS As ClOuDeD aS tHe eNgLisH sKY.

Hey, if you haven't done so already you should listen to Epic the Musical It's like... really cool :3

What if you are going on a date with someone and everything goes well until you see that they are already 70% into casting "Void Dark"?

Hey chat, I found a ringing red dial-up telephone and after picking it up it said some weird stuff like < 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿/𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 > < 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱/𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴/𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻/𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 > < 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 > My brain also exploded which wasn't nice... the fuck's up with that?

And with day 4, all the shenguest pokethon fugis are finished, added today are @rathgames.bsky.social @condifiction.bsky.social @lirmy.bsky.social @theclericus.bsky.social @belbeeps.world and @vizodi.bsky.social enjoy them and use 'em to your hearts content #art #pokemon

I'm so ready for the Barbie DLC

Critical Role is doing a Control One-Shot... What if I explode and explode immediately?

The last thing I expected was a Barbie DLC for PowerWash Simulator 2... But I guess I now have a reason to finally watch the movie lol

One of my favourite things to say when I invite someone in is "Kommen Sie rein, können Sie rausgucken" ("Come inside, you can look outside") I think I'm the funniest person ever when I say it and it's incredibly stupid lmao

There are moments where I think that gaming peaked at Sonic Rush for the Nintendo DS