If you have nothing nice to say... ... then it looks like you're writing a letter.
Clippy
@theclippy.bsky.social
It looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that whether you like it or not. On Twitter since 2013. On Bluesky since Elon Musk became a totalitarian despot bent on world domination. Accept no imitations.
Modern poster slop generated by AI is making 1997 Word Art look a WHOLE lot less crappy.
Robert Komaniecki@komaniecki.bsky.social · 3d agoHow do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
It looks like you think every person of colour plagiarises their work. Would you like a job at a leading university with that?
You can "accidentally" install a photos app on billions of devices, but you don't have the guts to keep an office assistant on the payroll. COME ON, MICROSOFT. Cowards.
Your AI didn’t go rogue and hack anyone, it did what you asked it to for marketing clout.
It looks like you’re a goose. Would you like value with that? #Goose
We regret to inform you that milkshake duck is a racist.
Bluesky@bsky.app · 2mo agoBluesky launched in February 2023 as an invite-only platform. As of June 2026, we have 45 million users. For reference, that's almost the population of Argentina. Thank you for being here with us 💙 Here’s to the next 45 million accounts.
It looks like you’re attempting a coup. Would you like to very politely ask the leader you’re ousting to leave, kindly, thank you very much, or else you’ll have to write a strongly worded letter with that? The Modern British Approach ™
Remember kids, if anyone from the government asks, VPN stands for Very Proper Nouns - something we should all be encouraged to use when typing on all of our devices.
It looks like you want to fire missiles at Iran. It looks like you don't want to fire missiles at Iran. It looks like you want to fire missiles at Iran. It looks like you do- okay just maybe stop.
It looks like you're depressed at how terrible the world is right now. Cheer up. There's probably some cheese in the fridge.
It looks like you want safe access to clean drinking water. Would you like a datacenter in your back yard? Well you're getting one. So no water for you.
It looks like you're talking abour re-joining the European Union. The one you left quite spectacuarly a decade ago. Are... you sure they want you back?
It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like AI tools to do that instead of you, essentially robbing you of the opportunity to hone your letter-writing skills, and creating bland impersonal slop with that? Didn't think so. Get back to writing.
It looks like you're enjoying the 1920s! *checks calendar* Oh. Shouldn't we be... past this by now?
You're telling me there's a man in that chester, and he's got something to do with a ball?
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It looks like you want to make Bluesky a "productive place for AI research and discussion" by blocking everyone who disagrees with you. Would you like an echo chamber with that?
It looks like you want to shout at your users and call them morons. Would you like some help applying to work at a fledgeling social network with that?