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@theclstrfk.bsky.social · yesterday

UN-FK these promises. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Editorial cartoon. A honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana stands in a wrecked campaign war room — overturned chairs, papers in the air, a torn 'PROMISES KEPT' banner sagging off the back wall. He holds the end of a long cash-register receipt that unspools across the floor, printed with five broken campaign promises and the actual figures. A speech bubble reads 'THIS CLSTRFK!' and a yellow sign reads 'CLSTRFK-ING PROMISES.'

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 2d ago

Are you ready to show up? Vote Nov 3, 2026.

A honey badger in a black cowboy hat, red western snap shirt and black leather vest stands center stage with arms thrown wide, roaring at the crowd, a butterscotch electric guitar on a tooled strap at his hip. Behind him a huge illuminated stage sign reads 'TUESDAY NIGHT VOTING' in a stars-and-stripes shield ringed with bare bulbs. Large distressed type across the lower half reads 'ARE YOU READY FOR SOME UN-FKING!?!'

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 3d ago

Sworn to serve. He served himself six helpings. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Editorial cartoon. A honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana sits arms-crossed behind a gold-trimmed desk in a wood-panelled office. Two documents lie in front of him: one headed 'AI ACTION PLAN — SIGNED JULY 23, 2025,' the other a brokerage slip headed 'BUY ORDER' listing Amazon, Apple, Broadcom, Meta, Microsoft and Nvidia, dated July 23, 2025. Across the front of the desk in large capitals: 'SAME DAY.' A speech bubble reads 'THIS CLSTRFK!' and a yellow sign reads 'CLSTRFK-ING BLIND TRUST.'

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 4d ago

Un-fking the USA! — vote Nov 3, 2026.

A distressed 1980s stadium-rock concert poster. The honey badger is an original working-class rock star mid-roar at a microphone stand, fist thrust up, wearing a ripped white t-shirt, blue jeans, and a stars-and-stripes bandana headband, his pale crown stripe visible, a roaring flag-waving crowd and stage lights behind him. Big distressed title text reads "UN-FKING THE USA!" Crowd banners read "PEOPLE NOT BLLSHT" and "AN UN-FKD TOMORROW." A bottom banner reads "VOTE · NOV 3, 2026."

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 5d ago

He's fired or blocked 80+ generals and admirals — about 1 in 10 of the military's top officers. The Army's had no chief of staff since April. Four-star generals cut from 10 to 5. All while we're at war with Iran. Un-fk this CLSTRFK. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Modern editorial cartoon set in a Pentagon hallway. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana gestures at a wall of officer portrait frames: one empty ("ARMY CHIEF OF STAFF — VACANT") and three with red X's over the silhouettes ("CHAIRMAN, JOINT CHIEFS," "CHIEF OF NAVAL OPERATIONS," "ARMY SECRETARY — RESIGNED"). A counter reads "4-STAR GENERALS: 10 → 5" and a red stamp reads "80+ PURGED — DURING A WAR." A speech bubble reads "THIS CLSTRFK!" Large top text reads "WHAT CLSTRFK!?" A yellow sign reads "CLSTRFK-ING THE MILITARY," and a bottom banner reads "EST 1776 ★ FKD 2024 ★ UN-FKD 2026."

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 6d ago

All we are saying… is give a fk. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

A 1960s-70s psychedelic hippie peace poster with swirling groovy lettering, flowers, peace signs, and a sunset over a lake. The honey badger is dressed as a flower-child hippie — flowered headband, round purple granny sunglasses, tie-dye shirt, fringed vest, love beads, and a peace-sign medallion — flashing a peace sign with one paw while still baring his teeth in a snarl, his pale crown stripe and stars-and-stripes bandana visible. Big psychedelic text reads "GIVE UN-FKING A CHANCE" with a banner below: "VOTE · NOV 3, 2026."

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · last wk.

The family made $2.3 billion off their crypto ventures. Regular investors lost $2.3 billion in the same ventures — Reuters did the math. The house always wins, and the American people are not the house. Un-fk this CLSTRFK. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Modern editorial cartoon set in a flashy crypto casino. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana gestures at a glowing casino scoreboard reading "TRUMP FAMILY: +$2.3 BILLION" (green, up arrow) over "INVESTORS: −$2.3 BILLION" (red, down arrow). A golden "TRUMP COIN" and casino chips are nearby. A speech bubble reads "THIS CLSTRFK!" Large top text reads "WHAT CLSTRFK!?" A yellow sign reads "CLSTRFK-ING SMALL INVESTORS," and a bottom banner reads "EST 1776 ★ FKD 2024 ★ UN-FKD 2026."

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · last wk.

We cross at dawn. Consider yourself badgered. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Painterly parody of Emanuel Leutze's 'Washington Crossing the Delaware.' The honey badger, styled as General George Washington in an 18th-century Continental Army uniform — tricorn hat, dark blue coat with gold epaulettes and buttons, buff breeches, one boot up on the prow — stands heroically in a small boat crossing an icy river at dawn, a tattered American flag behind him and period soldiers rowing through ice floes, his pale crown stripe visible beneath the hat. Gold engraved text reads: "WE CROSS AT DAWN TO UN-FK THIS CLSTRFK — GEN. HONEY BADGER, 1776," with "VOTE · NOV 3, 2026" below.

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · last wk.

Assemble. Nov 3, 2026.

A modern cinematic blockbuster movie poster. The honey badger stands as an original caped superhero in a rugged denim-and-armor suit with plated gauntlets and a utility belt, a tattered American-flag cape billowing behind him, backlit by breaking light over a city skyline that includes the U.S. Capitol. A metallic title reads "THE UN-FKENGERS" with the tagline "VOTERS, ASSEMBLE!" A mock credits block reads "BADGER PICTURES presents a NO BS production… music by THE PEOPLE, costume design by LIBERTY, written by THE CONSTITUTION, directed by WE THE PEOPLE." A bottom line reads "IN THEATERS — AND AT THE BALLOT BOX — NOV 3, 2026."

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · last wk.

70% of the Justice Department's Civil Rights Division lawyers — gone. The voting-rights section down to three. Human Rights Watch calls it the worst rollback since Reconstruction. The office that guards your rights is dark, so you be the guard. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Modern editorial cartoon. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana gestures at a government doorway whose plaque reads "CIVIL RIGHTS DIVISION." The doors are boarded, chained, and padlocked, with a notice reading "CLOSED / 70% OF LAWYERS GONE." A speech bubble reads "THIS CLSTRFK!" Large top text reads "WHAT CLSTRFK!?" A yellow sign reads "CLSTRFK-ING YOUR CIVIL RIGHTS," and a bottom banner reads "EST 1776 ★ FKD 2024 ★ UN-FKD 2026."

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 2w ago

Consider yourself badgered. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 2w ago

We shall un-fk this CLSTRFK. Register, vote, Nov 3, 2026.

Moody black-and-white folk album cover. On the right, the honey badger sits in a contemplative folk-singer pose, head lowered, holding an acoustic guitar, with long 1960s-style dark hair framing his face and his pale crown stripe visible. On the left, against black, white text in the cadence of 'We Shall Overcome' reads: 'WE SHALL UN-FK THIS CLSTRFK' three times (the third ending 'in November'), then 'Oh, deep in my heart / I do give a FK / WE SHALL UN-FK THIS CLSTRFK.'

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 2w ago

They're purging voters to catch "noncitizens." In Alabama, 94% of those purged were citizens. In North Carolina, 97.6% of people flagged were citizens. Utah searched 1.8 million voters and found one noncitizen. Check your registration, then un-fk this CLSTRFK. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Modern editorial cartoon. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana stands in an elections office gesturing at an open "VOTER ROLLS" ledger, its ordinary names (Smith, Johnson, Miller, Davis) crossed out. A large red stamp across it reads "PURGED / 94% WERE CITIZENS." A speech bubble reads "THIS CLSTRFK!" Large top text reads "WHAT CLSTRFK!?" A yellow sign reads "CLSTRFK-ING YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE," and a bottom banner reads "EST 1776 ★ FKD 2024 ★ UN-FKD 2026."

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 2w ago

Madison wrote it to fix a mess. Same idea, new mess. We the People — un-fk this CLSTRFK. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Parody of the U.S. Constitution on aged parchment. A large calligraphic header reads "We the People" with a script line beneath it: "should un-fk this CLSTRFK!" The body is written in period handwriting under "Article I," wrapping around a centered oval founding-era oil portrait of the honey badger dressed as James Madison — white 18th-century wig, black coat, white cravat, snarling badger face and pale crown stripe visible.

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 2w ago

The time has come. Know your enemy. Un-fk this CLSTRFK. Nov 3, 2026.

Gritty high-contrast protest-rock concert poster in black, red, and gold. The honey badger is a furious frontman mid-scream at a vintage stage microphone, with long wild dreadlock-style hair framing his face, his pale crown stripe visible, veins-out intensity under a stage spotlight. Bold text at the top reads "TIME HAS COME TO UN-FK THIS CLSTRFK" and huge dominant red text at the bottom reads "KNOW YOUR ENEMY!"

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 2w ago

Governing is hard. Fk-ing stuff up is easy. Un-fk this CLSTRFK. Vote Nov 3, 2026.

Modern editorial cartoon. A snarling honey badger in a denim jacket and stars-and-stripes bandana points at a pinned-up wall map of the United States, where taped labels rename places: "MT. McKINLEY" over a crossed-out "DENALI" in Alaska, "LAKE AMERICA" on the Great Lakes, "GULF OF AMERICA" on the gulf, and "ATLANTIC OF AMERICA!?!" taped off the east coast. A speech bubble reads "THIS CLSTRFK!" Large top text reads "WHAT CLSTRFK!?" A yellow sign reads "CLSTRFK-ING THE MAP," and a bottom banner reads "EST 1776 ★ FKD 2024 ★ UN-FKD 2026."

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 2w ago

Main event's Nov 3. Register, vote, un-fk this CLSTRFK. 2026.

Vintage Victorian prizefight bill in aged letterpress style. A stocky, snarling honey badger in an American-flag bandana stands with fists raised like a bare-knuckle boxer. Ornate text reads "THE MAIN EVENT — BADGER VS THE CLSTRFK!" with "VOTE ★ NOV 3, 2026" and "HONEY BADGER GIVES A FK — YOU SHOULD TOO" below.

@theclstrfk.bsky.social · 3w ago

We beat measles in 2000. In 2026 it's back at a 35-year high — 2,777 cases, 93% unvaccinated — and they pushed the vote on whether we've officially lost measles-free status until after Election Day. Un-fk our public health. Vote Nov 3, 2026.