Maryland has the worst weather of any state. #CrabcakesAndRain
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The Chevy Chase of Bethesda The swinginest Jackson Never wrong. Just early.
Its always the work computer that when you have to do something is like: let me not start and when you reset, here’s 10 minutes of updates
Tired: people not visiting your city. Wired: visiting someone else’s city and them ghosting you
The Starboard is still #1, but Sup Dogs makes a mean Crush.
The 4:55 urgent task make me wanna shoop, shoop e doop, shoop e doop, shoop e doop e doop e doop
Saw Conan O’Brien in DC just now. Nice guy. Shorter than I expected.
The question in DC is: will ownership allow the front office to continue building towards relevance, or has he lost patience and pushed for a “quick fix” that will almost assuredly backfire?
Wizards Having Conversations with Free Agent DeMar DeRozan https://www.rawchili.com/nba/798652/ The offseason is ramping back up thanks to LeBron James making his final decision. That one decision has…
Just hooked my dehumidifier directly to drain into my sump pump. Eat it Steve Francis.
Maryland has the worst weather of any state. Fight me. #CrabcakesAndRain
Maryland has the worst weather of any state. Fight me. #CrabcakesAndRain
Really tried to listen to this, but the roughly 500 times the word “ew” is said in the first 20 minutes alone made me have to stop. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Part Two: How Jeffrey Epstein Helped Build the Modern World
Podcast Episode · Behind the Bastards · February 19 · 1h 2m
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Some of the RZN I had to leave an city is that they were kind of dicks and still are.
The amount of country music played at the pool supports my Overton window theory
Its almost August & Fantasy Foosball research SZN. Anyone else kind of dreading the slog? I’m definitely doing the Donny Most.
What if part of the Luka trade was LeBron promising AD he would come get him this SZN, only the Mavs screwed it up by trading AD to the Wiz who have no incentive to do whatever LeBron wants?
This ep of the pod (too busy to write out episode and podcast) is great, but you can skip to the outtro (around the last 5 minutes) for pure genius. #LaterQuaids podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Listener Q&A Episode 14
Podcast Episode · The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast · July 23 · 1h
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Greg Jennings put the whole team on his back with 1 leg:
RG3 is who people think russell wilson is
You won’t find anyone else with a sick enough brain to come up with #Wizards Blossom Russo alternates. Shout out to the AI Blossom cast in the corner.
Is there anything worse than seeing a friend’s performative LinkedIn post?
Today is the highest, best chance to actually do the job. We’ll see if they can look beyond the prejudice.