Trumps Mississippi speech verbatim. Anyone else would be looking a permanent secure elder care facility. This is not how people talk, let alone anyone in charge of something
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I like four things: Amazon muscle mommies, big-tittied black women, twinks with pumpkin asses, and the dream of a more equitable future for all people built on the principles of democratic socialism.
Do people just not know that the internet archive exists? You can check for yourself what the reception was like. Certified Fresh🍅. web.archive.org/web/20040803...
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
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Zaki Hasan@zakiscorner.bsky.social · 4d agoThis is objectively, verifiably untrue.
In America we let our law enforcement officers murder a couple civilians a year. As a treat.
It's wild how the 90's had everyone hating their bodies except for skinny white dudes named "Zack" with a bowl cut. For some reason.
I'm almost certain Trump suddenly obsessing over Nicki Minaj's ass is a deliberate resp to raised eyebrows over his Husted ass comments. Sure, he's a POS that would absolutely stare at a woman's ass on stage, but her entire presence looked staged for him to state at her ass on camera. Just bizarre.
6 7?! In my day our number memes stood for something. Like 69. Now there's a number meme that means something.
Billionaires could have their staff build a scale replica of the city of Tokyo complete with lights and animatronic cars and go absolute fucking ham in a kaiju suit every day with cool pyrotechnics and everything. Instead, they just fuck kids and poison democracy. You don't hate them enough.
King Kong Vs Godzilla: Epic Smash
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Kinda wild that this n'wah is now the second shittiest Vivek I know.
Elder Scrolls Morrowind
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I love sci-fi/fantasy racism because something about a guy with rubber shit glued to his face screaming at another guy with different rubber shit glued to his face draws attention to how goddamned foolish racism is.
Holy shit... Abdul El-Sayed is incredible. I had no idea he was such a beast. I literally pumped my fist in the air. I feel like I've been waiting for a politician like this for my entire adult life.
Raider@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · last wk.ABDUL EL-SAYED PUSHES BACK ON QUESTIONING OVER MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD
White Claw sounds like the name of Black Lightning's nemesis rather than a magic potion that makes you fist fight stray dogs in an Arby's parking lot.
"When exactly was America great?" June 11, 1993. For 127 minutes America was fucking awesome.
I feel like an AI powered prayer app would be huge with the crowd that likes to pretend to be religious. "For just $20 a month our app will direct a host of AI agents to pray for you and your goals 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Our spiritual terminators are on your side."
Jesus Fucking Christ. This is so fucking ghoulish. That little Oblivion NPC lookin' dweeb can fuck right off.
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2w agoUnearthed footage of Vivek Ramaswamy mocking Amy Acton for being a survivor of childhood abuse: "She has no vision other than to complain about what someone else did to her"
"Let he who is without stones throw the first ass."
Piccolo Meditation
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"Dead naming" someone sounds waaaaaay cooler than it is. Quite lame actually.
Skeletor's Dramatic Exit
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Disney was planning a Treasure Planet sequel with Willem Dafoe. But Treasure Planet bombed at the box office. Just in case you needed more proof that we're in the darkest timeline.
Everyone in the PC space is asking if we really want China controlling PC hardware and that feels kind of silly at this point. Look, the people controlling it NOW are spying on you and making things worse and more expensive. What are you afraid of China doing exactly?
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
Remember when the entire country was seriously trying to determine if Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton's dick?
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Guys, America isn't Nazi Germany, or The Empire. We're the Spaceballs.
Mel Brooks: Beard and Moustache
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I just watched the Neverending Story Trilogy and let me tell you it takes balls to split 1 book into 3 parts, but it took vision to change every actor for each installment. And what truly elevates it is that none of these actors even remotely resemble the others in the same role. Also Jack Black.
The Neverending Story 3 Escape From Fantasia Jack Black
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One of the most damaging aspects of modern mass/social media is the near ubiquitous adoption of hyberbolic memes which have lead to the creation of viscous hyperrealities. Indeed much of our indv perceived worlds have become distorted. We can't agree on what a thing is because
It's fucking weird as hell that Star Trek was right about the 2020's, right? I was a little worried we might Blade Runner, but luckily Trump stepped in. We're right on track for that global nuclear war.
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