"It's manslaughter monday, if you even care."

You'd think, sure But like then you're getting spicy, the tensions are high, the clothes are off You're ready to go down on him and suddenly it elongates out and he has a party blower for a cock And you say "Sheogorath, please I want to go down on you" and then you're a cheese wheel for some reason

⛓️Ʉ₦€Ħ₳Ɨ₦ɆƉ⛓️@scarletkurapika.bsky.social · 2y ago

Cyber Who wouldn't want some fun with the Prince of Madness

Bruh I thought this was an image of a ballsack and I was about to scream

Rpmemestwit@rpmemestwit.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Don't like it..? Hm, thought that'd work for sure..." Pulling the meatball off the hook, Lovecraft instead opted to eat it herself. "You're the boom man, right?"

—𝗔𝗹𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹 「𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫」@lemarchanddelamort.bsky.social · 2y ago

Instinctively leaning back from the food, brows knitting. ⠀⠀❝Vad i...❞ Sigh. ❝Would you stop that?❞

Cocking her head to the side, Lovecraft though for a moment about how best to answer such a question. After few seconds of silence, she raised a finger and spoke up. "Beyond."

"But do you need her..? I'll be everything you ever need...everyONE you'll ever need. I'll do it without hijacking your graph and being a nuisance to you." Shooting a mean looking glance at Virginia. "...so, I can get rid of her for you..."

Edgar Poe@nevermorecaster.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Let me explain something quickly...I can't be apart from her...our saint graph is literally combined. Call it her hijacking of you want" ["Hey that's mean!!"] "If you wish for me, unfortunately for you perhaps there is a sickly black haired add-on"

"Hmm, hmm. Yes, yes, I follow. Mine won't help though." Her head dropped down, almost as if she was sad to admit such a thing. "MY phatasm thingy just lets me look at far away places."

Tangent 叶 诠 薏 "Merro"@glassprincess.bsky.social · 2y ago

“ While that is likely achievable through other means of psychological manipulation, such as induced 'lock in' syndrome, that isn't something I'm looking for. ” “ certain noble phantasms are meant to trap an individual or spirit, but .. if it's possible to replicate that without needing a servant”

//Alright I've put off my replies and starters to play FFXIV long enough, time to get them done.

@lemarchanddelamort.bsky.social Dangles a meatball on a fishing line in front of Alfred-

⠀ ⠀⠀❝𝘖𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥, 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘪𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴.❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...𝗦𝗼 𝗜 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗱. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙎𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜. ⠀

"To be a mother and a father is tricky. a struggle to be sure...however I must be both...and I feel no Regrets. I keep to the shadows to keep my daughters safe." Rain Morrigan, The Flipping Spy #MVRP #OCRP #VerselessRP #Fandomless #BskyRP

"...I'm not exposing my body for this day, if anyone is wondering. 'Oh, because we'd go insane from looking at your form, Lovecraft?' NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PERVERT, JASON."

//Alright, the gremlin urges have been satisified. We fix now.

//My gifs are not sending as gifs today is a terrible day

"Spiritual traps... You mean like trapping someone inside their own mind in a realm of endless torment!?" The smile on her face was a little too wide. "...probably not though. More like this, huh." Taps the side of the box.

Tangent 叶 诠 薏 "Merro"@glassprincess.bsky.social · 2y ago

“ Perhaps . ” “ I'm trying to study servants as a whole, and if spiritual traps can be manufactured into an item of minimal preparation. ”

Immediately Lovecraft latches onto the other side of him as well, glaring daggers at Virginia. "Hmph, you proposed! Was it a joke?! Do you really need me AND her? Am I not good enough for you?!"

Edgar Poe@nevermorecaster.bsky.social · 2y ago

"As flattering as that is? Ya know I can't exactly remove her even if I did have that happen" Virginia is a bit of a grumbling mess but latches on ti Edgar

"It's okay, Eddy, it's okay. You don't need her any more, you have me. You only need me, you'll only EVER need me...forever."

Edgar Poe@nevermorecaster.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Okay so...they're taking this a lot worse then you thought they would Sissy..." ["owie..."]

"Oh I admire your work as well, Eddy. But YOU are the one who brought those works to the world, the one who brought those stories to life..." Giving a quiet giggle, Lovecraft gently fiddled with her hair as a light blush rose up on her cheeks. "...and the one who brought my heart ablaze~"

Edgar Poe@nevermorecaster.bsky.social · 2y ago

"God this is wild to listen to at times...not a bad thing to try to listen to though..." He takes a long drink from his flask "I'm kinda surprised that there are people like ya...though most see me more for my work and not for the person blah blah

Ooo, another bandwagon to steal!

"𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦"

Fjolnir 'Frey'@springofyngling.bsky.social · 2y ago

˜”*°•.˜”*°• To the dreamer , for dreamer Let's see scenery we've never seen before •°*”˜.•°*”˜

Uses sovereign glue to stick a sword hilt atop a large rock. "This is gonna drive the mortals crazy for at LEAST a hundred years!"

Shoves Virginia aside. Looks upon Poe with a look of wonder and affection. "Ahh, my precious Eddy... I KNEW you'd come around to appreciate my affections eventually!"

Edgar Poe@nevermorecaster.bsky.social · 2y ago

Can the reader handle a Double Poe-posal

"Hmph. Very well. I will allow this...for now." Stuffing the photograph into her pocket, she turned her attention back to her captor. "What study do you wish to perform, and must I remain trapped in this box during them?"

Tangent 叶 诠 薏 "Merro"@glassprincess.bsky.social · 2y ago

“ rules of engagement..” People never do this, they are often rather arrogant or unfazed because simple traps can never imprison them. Yet here , a servant claims 'rules of engagement'. “ I guess now.. you'll be my speciment of study ”

"You have others vying for your affection..?" Her voice raised a few octaves at the end, what seemed to be a genuine sense of wonder in her tone...before her teeth gritted and her brow furrowed. "NO. I WON'T ALLOW IT. WHO ARE THEY? I'LL RID THE WORLD OF THEM."

Edgar Poe@nevermorecaster.bsky.social · 2y ago

"This is the exact reason why I tried to avoid groupies..." He fans his clothes as he manifests a flask and takes a swig

//Noticing a 'trend' in some of my recent followers, so I'll just say this now. I do not write smut. You wouldn't want me to anyway. While I don't mind following people who are smut focused and writing with them, it's never gonna turn smutty. Not even a fade to black.

a man in a purple vest and bow tie says " you get nothing "

ALT: a man in a purple vest and bow tie says " you get nothing "

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"EX-ACT-LY. So you can only imagine how long I've been waiting for you... And my sweet Eddy, oh have I waited..." Letting out a quiet and oddly sinister sounding giggle, the tendrils slowly recede back into her body. "But now you're here. And I can keep an eye on you...forever~"

Edgar Poe@nevermorecaster.bsky.social · 2y ago

"....I died 50 years before you were born but okay then" He is more or less just sounding like this is just another annoying thursday

"Ah, yes. A normal box. A BOX USED TO TRAP ME. I must respect the rules of engagement." Lovecraft gave a knowing nod, as though this was common knowledge. "I have fallen for your trap. I must wait until you free me..."

Tangent 叶 诠 薏 "Merro"@glassprincess.bsky.social · 2y ago

“ are you not a servant that can simply leave the box ? It's but a regular box ..” “ but .. maybe I'll one day make a box that can properly trap servants..”

"Kid...kid...kid... Lovecraft is a kid... HAH." Her head leaned back, as though in laughter before her body snapped forwards again. "Maybe you're just freakishly tall, did you ever think of that?! NO. BECAUSE YOU ONLY EVER THINK ABOUT YOURSELF."

📋 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯. 📋@sensei-marciana.bsky.social · 2y ago

"You are half my height" "Im not scared of a kid"

"Lead...in my head..? Maybe it wouldn't be so bad. AT LEAST THERE'D BE SOMETHING THERE." Boucning on the spot, Lovecraft clapped her hands together excitedly. "You should be careful though. Next time you threaten me, I won't be so polite."

📋 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯. 📋@sensei-marciana.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Depends on how annoying you are" "Want to end with lead in your head or not?'