The Cougar Diaries

@thecougardiaries.bsky.social

Carla • 44 • London • Childfree • Solo Poly • Bi Here to improve your dating life… I’ll probably hurt your feelings along the way. https://link.me/thediaries

‘Women don’t read dating bios’…YES WE DO. One of the most disappointing things to me as a woman on dating apps is seeing so many cute guys with empty bios. If you can’t take ten minutes to write something about yourself, I’m swiping left.

There is a lot of fuckery in my DMs at the moment. This whole account is dedicated to helping people with their dating lives, yet instead of putting in the work, I just have a bunch of dudes asking me to find them a cougar. Do you ask your boss to do your job for you too?!

Red flag profiles: Red pill edition. Tinder has always been a bin fire, but there was a time when I found my best connections there. These days it feels more and more problematic and it’s where I see the highest concentration of red pill bros.

About me:
I am looking for a soft spoken, mature and well mannered partner with a peace of mind. I enjoy hiking and late night drives, as l pursue my journey thorough MMA cage fighting while writing screenplays.Got my shit together. I work hard and enjoy the finer things in life
Looking for a traditional woman to make my life easier not harder and support me providing a good life for both of usAbout me:
6'0" (apparently that matters)
Who wants kids 🔜
Work hard, laugh loud, travel often.
Gym, good food, and better company.
Looking for someone fun, feminine, and up for spontaneous plans.
If you've got a cheeky side, we'll get on.About me:
Creative, successful, athletic, entrepreneur, well being, zero sugar, anti-vaccine, anti-woke, pro-sun, animal lover, buy gold, self defence, nutrition, arts, massage therapy, quantum mechanics, photography... I'm 45!
Educated, Aware, Awake.
Doctors want you sick. Dating apps want you single! EE
Welcome to Tinder! Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink!
Prefer...
Child free
In shape
Educated
Moderately right-wing
Don't require filters
Non Vax
I have the cure for Cancer!