my gf hates it when i fuck her face but her gay best friend has no problem with it.
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my roommate used to get picked on by my older brother and i felt bad so i help make up for it the best way i can.
why would my brother & i fight over the same guy? we love to share.
my bf always wondered how i’m super wet sometimes, he thinks it’s because i love his dick. i really be letting old man dick the street hit.
just got off work, getting head from my girl’s little brother while she goes get the kids.
after trials & tribulations, my father in law finally welcomed me into the family.
i got two rewards to all of my college athletes. 1, who makes the most points? 2 who makes the winning shots? they get whatever they want & i do mean whatever they want.
i decided it was about time i taught my stepson a lesson. you’re over 21, you don’t work so you don’t contribute to anything & you think you’re gonna be sneaking guys in to where i pay bills? nah, ima get in on some of that action too.
my girl like to tease me before she goes off to work thinking i’m saving dick for her, meanwhile i’m hitting one of my favorite eaters whole time.
i’m the new dad on the block so the other dads warned me to stay away from the old widow down the street cause of how lonely he was.
this is what coach means when he says he wants a one on one with everyone. first rule, no girls this college semester, he wants us to focus.
i could’ve went down for a dui but i got a disorderly conduct & two sore holes.
i love that my gf doesn’t ask me a lot of questions, i wouldn’t be able to explain anything. the only answer is your dad paid for it. i’d only dread if he ask why he did it.
when your dad isn’t in your life so your gay uncle taught you how to be a man.
watching my bf get bred by my roommate. they both know i love sloppy seconds!
brothers normally fight to bond, this is how me & my step bro learned to bond.
when my gf won’t put out, her gay best friend never miss my phone call
whenever i’m short on my half of the rent, my brother makes sure i pay him back one way or another.
“man fuck you know i ain’t gay but as long as you don’t tell your parents that i’m out here smoking a joint, i wont tell your sister that your sucking my cock.”
i didn’t expect to get off work early to see my brother taking dick from our neighbor
just moved into a new neighborhood & met my neighbor for the first time. an old sweet widowed man that’s been lonely for almost 2 years. he said he missed those days with his wife when he just got to be a man & use his dick to take his frustrations out. the next day i showed up with a case of beer.
my roomie says he fuck with strict tops. funny how i can make his bf my bitch with just the flick of a tongue after he goes to work.
if you make your wife happy, you’re good. if you make her dad happy, you’re a legend.
i used to bully this guy back in high school for being gay but i learned that a hole is a hole since then. flash forward to me getting on grindr & him messaging me to come cuck him & his bf. his bf had a nice ass so i went for it. i’m not a mean guy anymore but damn if he doesn’t make it easy.
dad always said to have one gay friend in the friend group. but what if there’s two bi guys? they make a whole gay right?
when both of my friends are acting bitcher than me & i provide a simple solution.