𝐅𝐈𝐑͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ 𝐌𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ
@thedickmstr.bsky.social
⠀ Rant and rave and scream and shout And stick your middle finger out. Don't just sit and take it 𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗻 .ᐟ⠀
I literally have Humanity’s first Dick, all the bitches want that. And of course i‘m talkin‘ about real fuckin‘ people
Really? How did you mange that? And.. We speak of people..? Or sex dolls? Or body pillows? Or real woman? Not made up. Right?
Of course I know what lust is, why do you think I have chicks to fuck every day
You don't have.. Desires? Or.. Do you know what Lust is?
No??? Why the fuck would I try that shit out? I have bitches to keep me busy at night
The Experiment! And Experience of course!! Don't tell me. You didn't Try anything like that out yet!!
??? WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO “WORK“ WITH THIS??
Wakes up. Ohhh it worked!!!! Isn't that Cool?! Tell me it's COOL!!
[He pushed him back!] EW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKIN' WEIRDO ?!
I was very quaint with it. There is BBQ sauce covering your face as we speak. *...he licked it off.* Better.~
Fuck you I'm not a messy eater I fuckin' saw you eating a rotten deer corpse
You could turn off the radio at any time. Unfortunately, I do not think your habit of messy eating and general ravenous hunger can be turned off quite as easy.~
I feel like, if you'd be able to go mute forever, everyone would be at peace .
I feel like, if your wardrobe could speak, they would 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘦 you.
[Eating Ribs and Drinking Soda on the TL]
You‘re way too fuckin‘ hot to be this much of a bitch
Awwww It's okay, some of us just can't control our emotions very well~ You're the one who called yourself the biggest dick in heaven buddy. I was just congratulating you on your insight! Not my fault your ego is as easily bruised as an overly ripe pear. Maybe grow a thick skin or a stronger spine.
Oh fuck you! I'm not gonna let a Hellspawn tell me shit
Mhmmm, you are the biggest dick in heaven indeed. A snicker. Getting a little uh...emotional there, buddy. Might wanna calm down a little~
the FUCK you mean "yea uh huh" ?? I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK IN HEAVEN
Yea uh huh. That's definitely what it means.
It‘s about the size of it. Not the behavior 🖕
That’s not the achievement he thinks it is.