Homer Simpson.
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"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!" Account ran by OMEGA. This Character is from The Simpsons. Not associated with Matt Groening. ANYONE CAN FOLLOW ME! ps: WHY YOU LITTLE!
"I'm done waiting for stuff to happen... Count me outta this slog." [HOMER LEAVES THE #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍.]
OMEGA the second cartman pulls out the Stick of Truth
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OMEGA going down to South Park... gonna conquer the universe...
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OMEGA he's in possession of the Zero Point Shard so he uses rift lightning to get around
Bing What?! Why does Homer arrive like he's Raiden from Mortal Kombat, bro? 💀💀💀
"So right now I've still got a device I don't understand... a now never ending supply of donuts... and a high school degree I still don't deserve... ITS TIME TO CREATE A SECOND NIRVANA!" [HOMER JOINS THE #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍]
"Sweet... Screw it I'm in." [Homer immediately offered his hand.] "Why not officiate this."
Sigh… “That… I can grant.”
"Hmmm... Money... Unlimited Power... Nah those sound lame... Can I get an infinite supply of donuts that I can change the size of?"
“Other than acceptance into my kingdom? What is it that you want?”
OMEGA I am genuinely so thankful you guys love me writing this fat yellow scarily powerful idiot 😭🙏
"Jeez... more schmucks wanting old Homer J. to come do things for them... What's in it for me anyway? Cause for all I know you could just be a lier."
“I am Ohma Zi-O,” he answers, “And I’ve come to recruit you into my glorious kingdom.”
"Wha-... what?" [Homer looked up confused... There was now a random armoured man stood behind his TV... Homer took a bite of his donut and got up.] "Who the heck are you... and what do you mean Power?"
@thedonutaddict.bsky.social “You… you may not seem like it, but I sense some power in you.”
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[Homer's just been stuck in bed for the past few days... Reason? The Kwik-E-Mart is closed and the Duff Brewery is under construction...]
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OMEGA js wanna say if you reply to this marge will come beat your skull in with a lead pipe.
OMEGA Considering bringing back my Ethan along with the Leon account ngl cause after replaying 7 and 8 I learnt how fucking badass ethan is.
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[The Giant Homer turned to the robot T-Rex a furious expression on his face.] "GET LOST NERD!" [Homer continued kicking buildings muttering stuff about expensive donuts and a man with a Z Shaped Staff.]
Giant. Fat Yellow Man wreaking havoc across angel grove . And he knew EXACTLY who that guy was . So, piloting the Thunderzord, He approached Homer, hoping to stop his rampage . “Yo , yellow dude ! What the heck are you doing here man ?”
[Homer's just woken up to see alot of money in his bank from this company called... Dr. Squatch...?] "What... What the... WHAT? BAAAAAAART! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE LET A SOAP BRAND USE ME FOR ITS BRAND!"
OMEGA if you looked me in the eye and asked me "OMEGA... what makes you scream like a fangirl." I'd say Leon Kennedy showing up in any RE game... cause when I watched the requiem trailer i screamed so loud to the point my mother genuinely got concerned
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OMEGA yknow what fuck you I'm gonna make a deadpool account rn
OMEGA Has anyone told you I love deadpool.
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[Homer froze in place as he felt his hands get suspiciously lighter... He'd then open his eyes and look down to see his Donut Box gone.] "AHHHHHHHH! WHERE'D MY DONUTS GO!? I SPENT MAGGIE'S COLLAGE FUND ON THAT BOX!"
*But what's this? a box of donuts, held by some dude covered in yellow highlighter? Ah well, he didn't matter! the DONUTS on the other hand, Kirby shall only take one silently by inhaling it an-* *Oh... never mind. there goes the whole box, right into the puffball's mouth. Goodbye donuts, I guess!*
"Have I payed my taxes...? Eh what will they do."
[Homer would stroll by whistling with a box of donuts in hand.]
"...Still hungry..." *Yeah, that's because you haven't eaten all day, Kirby...* "At this rate I'd eat Whispy Woods' apples if it meant not going hungry..."
"Eh screw it... I gotta do more of these things anyway."
OMEGA ONCE I GET AND FINISH RE9 YOU WILL BE GETTING LEON S. KENNEDY BTW.
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