TLDR Swinton
@thedoodlebear.bsky.social
“The world will never starve for want of wonders; but only for want of wonder.” G.K. Chesterton I make stuff... if I make something you like, just ask! Always open for commissions. orcdad.com *loves pork with noodles*
"Ohhh... he's not polyamorous, he's just a booty hoarder."
I wanted to learn more about marmots and the first photo I found absolutely did not disappoint.
I built a riser shelf for my work table, so I didn't actually put things away... but I *did* raise them a foot higher in the air, so its almost the same!
Yes, hollandaise and mayonnaise are essentially the same thing. No, you can't cook mayonnaise and get hollandaise. 🤢
A looooong time ago at the design studio I ran, I had a business partner who was a genuine character. She had a quirky rule or phrase for everything, and one of the terms she used a *lot* was for things (presumably) done by a professional that were "not wrong, just ugly". B.T.E. : Bad Taste Error
We made up a recipe for fried chicken pâté and I may die from how ridiculously good it is. 😳
My dad always used to say "if you can't afford to buy nice things then you'd better learn to make nice things." and that always has kind of stuck with me as genuine wisdom... moreso now than ever, since the US has kind of just become this capitalism amusement park.
I feel like listening to moronic opinions on the Internet all day has the potential to be toxic... like when we were constantly stuck being around smokers in the 80's. Like... second hand stupid.
I really like the "what's your favorite movie from the year you turned 18" meme... I gotta say, its kind of unfair. How are you expecting me to choose between Beetlejuice, Akira, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Heathers, and They Live??
How did they slip such an absolute banger into a 20 year old Russian cartoon?
Refinishing and matching the stain on 20 year-old cabinet doors isn't my favorite task… But at least I nailed the recipe for the stain on the first try lol.
On the list of "Foods I can't get sick of no matter how many I eat."
Every time I see a post about a "public beta" I just think of pup night at bars.
Huh. Google shut down the Tenor API so that's why all the gifs have disappeared from Telegram. That kinda sucks.
I think my favorite thing about the big beard is that it looks like my head has its own little bird's nest to sit in when I get up in the morning.
Remember: All conditioner is "leave-in conditioner" if you... forget to rinse it out.
