The Evil Otter

@theevilotter.bsky.social

I'm just a grumpy water sausage, a lifelong Trekkie, Whovian, gamer, anime/weeb trash, and all-around geek

I fully expect a slew of posts tomorrow about a certain someone croaking overnight, and, of course, no one is going to fall for it. BUT!! How funny would it be if it actually DID happen, and no one believed it??

In high school, I played rec soccer/football, and reffed for the Under-8s between my own games, because there weren't enough adult volunteers. On every call, I got treated like I was Satan incarnate, because I gave up my rest breaks so their crotchgoblins could play. The parents were THE WORST.

an instagram post of a sign at a baseball field that reads
please remember
1) these are kids
2) this is a game
3) coaches are volunteers
4) umpires are human
5) you do not play professional baseball
in memory of bob wilson

with a comment that reads

lovely sentiment but the way it's worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

May as well do a quick intro after evacuating the bad place... All-around geek/nerd who loves: -Star Trek 🖖 -Star Wars -Doctor Who -Anime -Gaming -Reading -Furry former-gods 🐈‍ -Water Sausages 🦦 -Trash Pandas 🦝 -Ass-screamers (opossums) -Sky-puppers 🦇 (--Regular puppers 🐕 are also okay)

It's not that we didn't understand the assignment. It's just that we got stuck with two garbage lab partners. One lab partner didn't do their share of the work, and the other deliberately sabotaged the group project for kicks. And now we all will fail.