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@thefirstdick.bsky.social
Its better to cum in the sink than to SINK IN THE CUM.
Slaps ( partner ) on ass. " You can fit so manyโ " Gets punched.
||: Sorry I haven't been around on here or my Vaggie account. I've been insanely depressed.
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" Fuck yeah. You should join us, we'll make some hard shit. Lute probably will be covered in blood or something so it'll go hard. " This would likely never work out when they weren't high. But it was worth living out for the time being.
He'd just lean his head forward with that big dumb grin, letting her touch or whatever with the horns. They were sensitive but he was to high to care. " I wanna start a metal band. Probably have Lute as the vocalist, shes hot and sounds great. I'd be the guitarist, obviously. "
He'd hardly care, Adam stayed annoying and he was unapologetic about it. " Aren't they? The piercings I did, they hurt like a bitch but they're fucking metal. You wanna touch em? " Ah yes normal conversation.
" Rightโ Exactly. You get me. " Hes just gonna avoid diving into anymore of his feelings.
Nod nod, as if this was totally a normal very deep conversation. " I'd let ya watch or even join with anyone I was with anyways. "
" Heyโ I support ya exploring things. But ya know, you're hotโ they're probably hot. Cant blame a guy. "
" Exactly what I said. Stick it to em, good for you. "
๐จ๐๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐@rainbowspapers.bsky.social ยท 8mo ago"The fuck does that mean??"
Adam was a kindred spirit in that way. Heaven had afforded him no friends, the propritor of original sin and someone who'd been in the pearly gates so long that they'd become jaded to its joy. Bliss was boring, friendships were useless, and other angels? Tools. Lute was an exception. But she--
ยค A l a s t o r ยค@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social ยท 8mo agoAlastor didnt believe in friends.. really. Hes never had anyone he considers a friend. An acquaintance, a tool, a way to get what he wants or a plaything. But he could get along fine and act the part if it suited him. At the meet up its clear with Rosie, they greet each other like lifelongโ
The roll of the eyes was almost audible. " Well, may as well meet my future enemies. " Ever the pessimistic type, he wouldn't say how he really felt about Alastor... no... this man was no ally. But they had a similar lust for power.
ยค A l a s t o r ยค@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social ยท 8mo ago"Mm.. I dont seem to have a spoon on me, Im afraid. Personally, I prefer ripping their soul apart and broadcasting it over hell. Or just eating them! I am always quite hungry." He let out a sinister chuckle. Heading towards the meeting area.
" Settling disputes properly? Gag me with a fuckin' spoon. If a turf war breaks out the only proper way to handle it, is make the other Overlord bow. Knees in the dirt, hands shaking... and begging for the scraps. " Adam would grumble, but he would stand up prepping himself... Ugh, more meetings.
ยค A l a s t o r ยค@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social ยท 8mo ago"It is to avoid unnecessary turf wars, settle disputes properly and go over how things are running in hell. Some decorum would be appreciated, Adam." He sighed. Getting ready to go himself. "Never know the acquaintances youd make!"
โ Overlords have meetings? Why? Why would I even bother going? What do they have that I'd even want? Tsk... I'll keep expanding my way. โ
||: So... I just got done reading Paradise Lost and that made me reread the book of Enoch, sooo.... Enjoy!
" Ha.~ She's a bad bitch killing machine isn't she? I love that psycho. The one individual in this fucking hell hole that I don't need a contract with to trust. "
ยค A l a s t o r ยค@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social ยท 8mo ago"Mm She would be. A shame I cant get through to her. Oh the fun we could have!"
" Take notes from early religion; All are desperate with a holy sword to there throat. Lute is a wonderful ally to have.~ "
ยค A l a s t o r ยค@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social ยท 8mo ago"Only if you collect in mass. Many sinners dont sell unless theyre desperate."
" Hm, but is there a limit? Making powerful deals of course is useful, but think of humanity in our dawning years; The weakest hands had a use, even if it was to drown the beat in there blood. Numbers are useful. " He'd just keep sipping his half-gone beer with a hum.
ยค A l a s t o r ยค@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social ยท 8mo ago"You should get better acquainted with the souls you own prior to a deal. Looks and a good drink is fine if thats what you want, but it doesnt give you power." He explained. His claws tap the bar. Before he has to say anything, Husker hands the red demon a whiskey.
" Oh, just some sinner. She was groveling, made a deal and now she works for me. Same shit you do I imagine. " Adam would just shrug, he really didn't even know her name without looking at the contract.
ยค A l a s t o r ยค@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social ยท 8mo ago"Cant say I know who youre referring to." Alastor doesnt exactly notice these things.
โ Ha. I have my own bar-tender, and she has CRAZY hips; But eh, let her have the day off. Call me a sentimental guy. Maybe I'll bug your furball. โ
ยค A l a s t o r ยค@crimson-cervidae.bsky.social ยท 8mo ago"Aha! My good man, just go see Husker at our bar. He can set you right."
โโฆส The rage in me is ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ก. ษโฆโ
โ First New Year in hell. โ Rubbing his eyes softly. โ Tsk... why do I miss them anyways? Ugh, I need another beer. โ