The only thing I’m dressing up as this year is as the hunk you brought home last night 😉
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@thefirsthero.bsky.social
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Benjamin looks at it for a second. “Mary Eisenhower did one time, but it’s not my fault Dwight finished his meeting earlier than we expected.” Then he wiped away some of the mess around his lips and over his beard. “Why? What’d I do?”
『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸. 』slow replies@msmirage.bsky.social · 3w agoㅤ (A sigh as she casually slides over some napkins to him, heavily suggesting he use one.) "...Has anyone ever told you that you have the worst possible timing?"
He’s looking INCREDIBLY smug. “Still got it.” Yeah he’s still chomping on the burger while he said that. It’s honestly gross.
『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸. 』slow replies@msmirage.bsky.social · 3w agoㅤ ...God damn it.
No? I have assistants for that shit.
ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ@psycholoomis.bsky.social · 3w agoMake it your fuckin self.
Benjamin allows it, smiling, and even tilts his head to expose his neck even more.
『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸. 』slow replies@msmirage.bsky.social · 2mo ago....Oh, god DAMN IT- (Mirage finally snaps and tackles him, aiming to sink her fangs into his neck)
Benjamin let himself chuckle as he stomped forward. Grabbing the pistol on his hip and aiming it towards Laura. “Didn’t see that coming?” He started to open fire.
𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐲@dualdeadlyclawz.bsky.social · 2mo agoYeah tha- *since she's not 100% adamantium like Logan she went sent through the cabin door out the back wall and skidding through the grass* Ugh...what the fuck....?
#Queekisms I will do my replies in the Boys verse a little later today don’t worry. Just had a very busy morning and now I’m gunna take a bit of rest before dinner!
Exceptionalism. American exceptionalism is deeply embedded in my PATRIOTIC brain.
𝙆𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉!@nagging-s0ftware.bsky.social · 2mo ago…Wow. Okay, LOTS to unpack there. American imperialism truly is deeply embedded in your brain, isn’t it?
It’s better to be ruled by a dictator or religious fanatics than dam dirty commies.
𝙆𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉!@nagging-s0ftware.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe whole “free market” part of your statement makes me think you only dislike him because of the country he led. Your American leaders aren’t perfect either, you know. Need I mention the countless coup d’état’s against reforming nations?
Wasn’t the kindest? He crushed the free market! And killed millions of people.
𝙆𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉!@nagging-s0ftware.bsky.social · 2mo agoI understand he wasn’t the kindest, but useless? He certainly got things done.
#Queekisms I’m hereby making shitty boomer memes a permanent feature of this account.
The strike too him aback, but Benjamin was quick to regain his composure. “Oh yeah?” Lifting upwards, the veteran heaved his shield up and over his head. Letting it slip from his grasp to send her flying.
𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐲@dualdeadlyclawz.bsky.social · 2mo ago*she puts her fist against it with a snikt as her claws popped out right through the shield* Heh sucks to be ya right now
Ha! You couldn’t handle my blood. Almost makes me want to see you try.
“Fuck if I know. The boys in R&D threw it together decades ago. But I’m yet to meet someone who can break it.” It’s not as tough as Cap’s shield, but it’s certainly not far off.
𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐲@dualdeadlyclawz.bsky.social · 2mo agoBefore i do...Whats that shield made of? *she said as she steps close*
“I’d really like to see you try.” Benjamin raised his shield. Holding it ahead of himself and bracing.
𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐲@dualdeadlyclawz.bsky.social · 2mo ago*she stops and closes the door before turning back to him with a smile* Ya got about 10 seconds to get the fuck off my porch before I slam my size 8 boot in your face
#Queekisms The urge to do some Winter Solider shit and have Ben uncover the fact he did fucked up missions for the Soviets while being controlled is real. Totally made up. Didn’t happen (that I know of). But c’mon it’s plausible.
“That depends. Are you smart enough to go through that door and run away from me?”
𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐲@dualdeadlyclawz.bsky.social · 2mo agoI have a problem with alot of folks, ya just strike me as a man thats one step away from doin somethin stupid *she said as she opens her cabin door*