ASGORE.
@theflowerking.bsky.social
✱ Dum dee dum . . . [ written by jo | i: tumblr.com/bengustown-art ]
// i just remembered that and felt compelled to repost it
lets be kind to asgore. if you had to bear two children for nine months each you would act like him too
It would appear this pickle jar has a hole in it... I am missing a pickle.
// you know i thought that chapter 5 would give me asgore inspo but it didn't... but i still wanna do stuff with him i prommy
[ Maybe he’s misremembering Kris and Asriel’s childhood. ]
Thank you, Alphys. Times are tough, but — [ Squint. Doing a double take. ]
lets be kind to asgore. if you had to bear two children for nine months each you would act like him too
[ Somewhere in Hometown, there is an Asgore-shaped snow poff. Or, maybe it’s just Asgore covered in snow. ]
I think Mr. Dreemurr got lost out there, trying to shovel all that snow…
Happy Holidays! Poinsettias are on... "discount" today for the occasion. A gift, from the Flower King to you!
Please do not forget to set out milk and cookies for Santa. ... Please.
// censoring carol’s name caught me so off guard that’s so fucking funny
Oh. Is Mr. Spamton… not good with children? [ sorry he sounds so disappointed. ]
[ Very sad and dejectedly standing outside the Dreemurr household. ] Well, at least everyone is having fun…
I would be dressing up, but unfortunately I only have one costume… [ You know exactly what costume he means. ]
The Flower King is all decorated for Halloween— I am sure the kids will enjoy the orange and black flower displays… In other news, what is that scary dark pillar in the sky? Hahah.
// now i need you to consider asgore with hank hill’s voice, that’s all
.......... Perhaps the rake was not such a bad choice ...
[ Standing with a rake in hand. ] I heard there is a creepy old man outside my ex-wife’s house.