Milkabull

The silver lining of being horribly ill last month was some considerable weight loss, but I'm glad that despite a serious lack of gym my arms still seem to be in the game!

I think it's going to be quite a while before the thrill of my #siliconeballs wears off. This thong quite suits them don't you think?

I'm not sure whether @nautibuoyrubber.bsky.social is a mad genius or just mad. Milk me?..

Made a quick stop at Devils Dyke on the way to a big shop at Waitrose. It's still in me somewhere...

I might have a shiny short shorts problem! Fiver each from a rag shop in the North Laine, so couldn't not...

I've joined a new gym, so maybe at some point one day I might actually be able to justify owning proper posing trunks! Though they might fit better without the cock ring...

Today I gave a preppy tousle-haired boy a new look, and then gave him his reward for being a very good boy indeed.

Huge thanks to Ethan at @sublineparty.bsky.social for letting me lurk in the doorway and scare the neighbours, the whole Subline and Nautilus team for making the event so easy to be part of, and each and every punter for making it so much fun! We're now every six weeks, so see you even sooner!

Whoops...

Pre-Pride pump!

My favourite from @blnbulger.bsky.social - I love this shade of blue anyway, but tight and shiny gear in this colour just seems extra sexy. And this is so tight and so shiny and so so smooth!

Today I got an extremely well timed little care package of stuff that was too big for @blnbulger.bsky.social but after a week of the covid diet fits me just fine! 'Over the fucking moon' is an understatement.

Emerging from my second flu/COVID type infection this year. Three-and-a-half days of fever and hardly eating in a week have left me feeling thoroughly wiped-out, but I'm the slimmest I've been in years so yay jawline and cheekbones and all that.

On Friday I went to Cum Union at The Boiler Room and had a really quite lovely evening in the sling.

Uber of shame in shorts that I didn't realise do this

What would you do next?

Making the most of last night's refreshing breeze

Very glad this favourite singlet still fits my #siliconedballs !

I got to play with this beast last week - I want one of my own! I reckon it wouldn't take too much practice to take the whole thing. Thank you to @nautibuoyrubber.bsky.social for wrangling it's 16kg impressively deep!

Feels like I'm on the verge of a full-blown circus act

More leather to polish, and I need a hand to get to the awkward bits! (I don't really have that much leather, I'm just horribly bad at looking after it)

I could run a sideshow with this couldn't I. "Roll up, roll up, guess the length and win a prize"

Slowly getting back into a better gym routine

Yesterday I briefly got to try out this beauty. Only the second time I've seen a sleepsack big enough for me - it was very tight but felt incredible!

Hive mind help please! I've a little 'fun money' and I think it's time I got myself a goat milker. Seems most guys get them off Amazon but there's a whole bunch and I need to spend as little as possible but can't afford a dud! Recommendations very very welcome please!

Yesterday someone gave me these and it took me a while to realise that the pouch was on upside down. It was, wasn't it?..

I'm so glad this jock still fits! Though it's in desperate need of some TLC, fuck knows what I was doing last time I wore it but it was filthy!

Bananas are a great snack to keep your energy up while playing. Plus this is so fucking hot to do. @nautibuoyrubber.bsky.social is such a polite host!

I love this jock custom made by @nautibuoyrubber.bsky.social to fit my siliconed balls so much!