Well that was embarrassing Got to whole foods to make an Amazon return and then I completely went full Boomer and couldn't find the QR code for them to scan Tell me I'm young and pretty
Geoffrey
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Hi, my name is Geoffrey and I'm a Pisces I love computers and hot tamales 🎶 🎶 🐻🖖🏼 Just a big gay geek from Dallas, TX, He/Him. Reader, Trekkie, leftie Flattery will get you everywhere Telegram, Discord, Snapchat: TheGeoffey
QTP with a gif or vid of a powerful woman.
ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️🌈@ryanthomasriddle.com · 23h agoQTP with a gif or vid of a powerful woman.
live in: 🇺🇸 born in: 🇺🇸 parents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 grand parents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 been to: 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🇯🇲🇬🇹🇧🇷🇳🇱🇩🇪🇧🇪🇸🇪🇦🇹🇵🇱🇬🇷🇮🇹🇪🇸🇫🇷🇯🇵🇨🇳🇸🇬🇲🇾 To be fair, I have to go back to 2x great grandparents to get to the most recent immigrant ancestors And why doesn't Google have a flag for the UK?
👟Ethan🌿@ethantastic.bsky.social · 2d agolive in: 🇨🇦 born in: 🇰🇷 parents: 🇰🇷🇰🇷 grand parents: 🇰🇷🇰🇵🇰🇷🇰🇵 been to: 🇰🇷🇺🇸🇨🇦🇳🇱🇫🇷🇧🇪🇩🇪🇨🇿🇭🇺🇸🇪🇱🇺🇸🇬🇲🇾🇮🇩🇰🇭 the been to part is super misleading as I have not left canada since 2014
Total Eclipse of the Heart in Kingon? Yes, please #StrangeNewWorlds
oooooo lookie lookie Republicans are distracting us again by trying to prosecute someone for obeying the Constitution instead of playing their gotcha game In the meantime, what was that about Epstein you didn't want us to pay attention to?
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 2d agoBREAKING: A Senate committee votes to hold Anthony Fauci in contempt of Congress over his refusal to answer questions at COVID hearing.
On top of Lettuce, eggs, blueberries, & cheese, today they're adding Jalapenos from Mexico Soon the only left to eat will be movie popcorn and pop rocks www.foodandwine.com/fda-foodborn...
There Are 10 Active FDA Foodborne Outbreak Investigations — Should You Be Concerned?
The Cyclospora outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce has put food safety back in the spotlight. But it’s just one of 10 active foodborne illness investigations the FDA is tracking, including Salmonella, ...
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Coco Montrese: Get Her, Jade! (RPDR)
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Katie Phang@katiephang.bsky.social · 3d agoBREAKING: The New Mexico Department of Justice has sued Acting AG Todd Blanche and the DOJ, requesting the court for access to unredacted Epstein-related investigative files that the DOJ has been withholding.
1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me What bland fun
Al Kennedy@alkennedy.bsky.social · 4d ago1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me
Dirty, filthy Dallas with it's gross trees
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
This is the difference between 29 lbs (13.2kg) still fat but slightly less so I didn't believe Husband when he said he could see a difference so this is March 8 to August 2 Still fat, but slightly less belly and side boob
I was fired from my first job out of the orchards by my friend's father from their grocery store When I went home years later and there was and there was an empty lot there, not gonna lie and say I was sad Well, that old man finally died No grudges held
I had that 'Read my Lips' t-shirt back in the day and I loved it and wore it all the time. Closest thing I have now is my Obama Biden 08 t-shirt Although, to be fair, the OB08 one will piss off more people today ....
Geoffrey@thegeoffey.bsky.social · 7d agoMy 14 or 15 yo niephling is texting me about the AIDS era and has just started researching this part of history (kinda proud) So of course that means I'm watching clips like the finale to Longtime Companion and crying
My 14 or 15 yo niephling is texting me about the AIDS era and has just started researching this part of history (kinda proud) So of course that means I'm watching clips like the finale to Longtime Companion and crying
Five words the same age as me: * Big hair * Double-wide * Meth * Ketamine * Megachurch was trailertrash as an identity invented in 1966?
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · last wk.Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
I have hit my first weight loss goal this week*. I officially weigh 'you can't see a difference yet' lbs - which is 21% of my ultimate goal Starting goal #2 which will also include having a weight that starts with a 2 instead of a 3
Seth Rogen's Romantic Bound Parody
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I just watched a YouTube interview with Frankie Muniz that I found interesting and thought the interview did decent job.Went to go look at his other stuff and it's all interviews with End Of Civilization conspiiracy theorists So weird but not going to listen to anything else from that guy
Bill Hader: We're Going To Perish In This Godless Land
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Black kids protecting their Latino neighbors from ICE
Good on her. More Classics professors need to cash in even a teensy bit I haven't read the Odyssey since Fall 1984, freshman year, but I still remember a lot of it Read it alongside The Iliad and Aeneid as well as my first Aristotle and Plato. Lots and lots of the classics all at once
Jake Blumgart@jblumgart.bsky.social · 2w agoAs of July 2 this year, Emily Wilson's translate of the Odyssey has sold 1,000,000 copies www.inquirer.com/entertainmen...
Don't eat eggs if they have cooties www.seriouseats.com/salmonella-e...
1.6 Million Eggs Are Being Recalled—Here’s Everything You Need to Know
Food safety experts explain how to tell if your eggs are affected by the current massive recall, what Salmonella symptoms to watch for, and how to reduce your risk.
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our flying delivery robot is adding 5 restaurants to it's service - so now it's no longer just a quick way to get snacks from Wally World Adding Pizza, Fried Chicken, Mexican, Japanese and some misc with an ugly pic
let me shake my fist at clouds for a second: Remember when Google's goal was not to be evil and Amazon's was to have the best customer service on the planet? Give em a couple years and their goals will be not to openly kill their customers and only enslave the young and healthy
Grandpa Simpson Yells at Cloud
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