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🔞 I’ve been called the Happy Satanist. We should enjoy all the pleasures in life and lend a hand to your fellow man. He / Him / Heathen ⛧ Fisting | Fetish | Freedom ⛧ Owned by @darkhrt.bsky.social Tip / Toy Donation Jar : CashApp $TheGlitch666
It’s not even arm day, but Lucifer provided the pump anyway. 🔥💪 𖤐 Just building the physique required to hold my Master high on his throne and wrap the boyfriend in a proper embrace. Devotion is the ultimate pre-workout… though a splash of the blood of the false god’s sheep certainly doesn’t hurt.
Celebrating the gift of life and vitality today under Lucifer’s sun! He gave us the sun and the drive to seek pleasure, so we’re honoring it with max thrill, no stress, and pure indulgence. Life is meant to be lived loud. Pure adrenaline and good company. There’s no better way to honor the flesh.
Lucifer is not happy with me. Being raised to be nice to everyone is a hard trap to break, especially when someone is testing you. Kindness is for those who earn it. Dealing with an absolute parasite and retraining my brain to act instead of tolerate is a struggle, I’m done wasting my kindness.
A new guild member in the making? Friend took his first fist today, so naturally we celebrated by taking things even deeper. Here’s my boyfriend’s massive hands putting on a masterclass in total expansion. Enjoy the view! I’ll upload his video if he deems it so.
Waiting around is simply not my strong suit. Getting my hole properly opened and prepped before my company arrives. By the time he steps through the door, the altar will already be wide, wet, and ready to go. Enjoy the view of the gaping prep session. 😉🕳️
Aggressive proselytizing on flights is just psychological hostage-taking for desperate monsters. If your faith requires a trapped, helpless audience to gain traction, you're not a messenger of a g*d, you're a "preacher with a gun" and a pathetic nuisance. Leave people alone in the sky.
Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
Sun’s out, buns out. There is truly nothing more therapeutic than a day spent lounging in thongs with good friends, catching rays, and letting the world melt away. Even dark spirits need a little Vitamin D. #PoolParty #ThongLife #SummerSabbath
I know, I know... usually my ass gets all the light around here. But today is #FatCockFriday, and my thick, uncut dick demanded attention! Consider this a rare front-side sermon for the natural boys. Uncut, well-fed, and finally getting its moment in the sun. Enjoy the view before I flip back over.
The confessions were exquisite, so consider this your reward. 🍾🐐 When the mind is anchored in sovereign truth and the flesh is completely occupied, the chatter of the outside world dies. What’s left is pure, unadulterated presence. Deep stimulation isn't a distraction; it's the ultimate anchor.
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
Rereading the original scriptures to re-anchor my values, in the ceremonial vestments best fit for such meditation. Drop your favorite sin in the comments below. If enough of you confess, I might just be motivated to post the video showing exactly what was keeping my hole occupied while I read.
Reinventing Mondays as an unholy celebration of the flesh. 🐐🔥 A heavy fisting session, some poppers, and total surrender… the only way to start the week right. The bed says it all. 🜏𖤐 #MondayAftermath #FistJunkie #SatanicSelfCare
Sorry for the 2-week break, been busy enjoying the summer with my men! ☀️ Finally back to reality and playing with my cunt again. Did a little solo session yesterday just to make sure I didn't lose my skill... safe to say the muscle memory is flawless. 😉🖤 #BackInAction #SatanicSelfCare
The day may be long, but your willpower is eternal. 🐐🔥 We don’t bow to a clock, we master our domain. Keep your head high, your desires sharp, and remember Lucifer didn’t build an empire by letting a Tuesday wear him down. Own your power. Hail the self! #SatanicSelfCare #Satanism
I have a feeling this will be the new costume for Cons this year and this guy did amazing job.
New Achievement! Finished my Dungeon Crawler Carl cosplay. Here I am at LitRPG Con. My wife @critical_mrs insisted on being Raul. #dungeoncrawlercarl
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!
A chastity fag being fucked over by a chastity Alpha . Always hot.
Jimmy's gets ffucked, ffisted, and stuffed with giant fuck toys 💪 STUDFIST.com
Last night a friend wanted help with a new larger toy. After a lovely session with his soon to be bussy. I asked if he would like to fist me and he quickly said yes. It was his first time fisting but he clearly enjoyed seeing my brain melt with every closed fist punch. I think I’ve converted him!!
Okay this has gotta be my favorite meme I've seen on this situation