'Fleetwood Max'. I'm going to sell that headline to the tabloids #FLEvARS #Dowman

Another storm on its way but I missed a trick with the last one, so can we have another Storm Boelo, so I can use this gif

I quite like Eddie Howe but is there a more 'sacked after 6 weeks by United'-looking manager out there?

Match of the Day {bot}@bbcmotd.xmirror.bot · 2d ago

Eddie Howe reportedly would be interested in speaking to Man Utd if the club part ways with Michael Carrick. Latest gossip ➡️ https://bbc.in/4z7YRuu

Spot the Bullseye winner #Boelo

I think 'warns' can't be emphasized enough. Is he threatening us?

Simon Gosden@simongosden.bsky.social · 4d ago

There is a ninth level of hell.

"A distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

Andy Diggle@andydiggle.bsky.social · 4d ago

“A distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

No one likes a moaner

What a ruddy, bloody humanitarian #Putin

I'm planning to sell the headline Como Coma to a tabloid paper #MUFC #United

Ross Kemp on the Smart Energy adverts is the equivalent of Barry in Last of the Summer Wine

Seems they got Gerard Butler to do the voice dub on this www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Chicago's battle against the synthetic drugs flooding the US

The BBC's Quentin Sommerville reports from Chicago, where communities are battling a new wave of synthetic drugs.

bbc.co.uk

We see the #Culina trucks up and down the M6 but the big question is in which way does it's logo best represent a punk duck?

@lancastercityfc.bsky.social So close from Sam Bailey

I think i can count at least 5 reasons not to watch #CelebrityTraitors in this one sentence

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

MrPaulRobinson@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 2w ago

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

12-string Guitar Hero

JP Acosta@acosta32jp.bsky.social · 2w ago

Give Vance Joseph an extension

Where, for tax purposes, Eagles Dare

Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩@amerrill2.bsky.social · 2w ago

Add “for tax purposes” to a movie. “Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Colon Movie Film For Theaters For Tax Purposes.

It's the inevitable consequence of giving world class athletes a siege mentality.

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 2w ago

⚠️ Elliot Anderson: “We're all so together, more together than ever, and I think we have to stick together. And it really brings us together!”. “It gives you that determination to come out here, everyone's against you, and turn them over...“.

Excellent 3-0 win for Liverpool (when the result is voided and they're defaulted the win)

Jesus, had a double-take when I first saw this photo

United vs Spurs. I genuinely don't know who I want to lose more

Timecopland

MrPaulRobinson@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 3w ago

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three Men and a Baby

Is she behind Camilla?

Wordle in 1 Bonus October 7, 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1:33

Wordle in 1 Bonus October 7, 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1:33

Age yourself with a childhood crush

MrPaulRobinson@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 3w ago

Age yourself with a childhood crush

Andrew's still a nonce. Bugger

David Simon@audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 3w ago

We are still not amused.

It is I, Leclerc #ITV #ENGvCZE

'The Russian response to a plague outbreak is just like making love to a beautiful woman'

@lancastercityfc.bsky.social come on!!!