Stewie Griffin
@thegriffingenius.bsky.social
"If anybody's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me." Account Ran By OMEGA This Character is from Family Guy. Writer is a minor and Stewie is a baby. (So Lewd shall die by plastic explosives.) I ALSO VA.
"Nah not really... I don't think it suits me." [He'd shrug.] "I'd rather just continue working on my weaponry... I could provide you all items if it'd suffice."
OMEGA bit of a random question but who here likes ENA?
"Alright cmon..." [Stewie slid down and began walking off.]
[Stewie fired the shot.] "Fatass." [He'd reload and walk off.]
"Are you serious..."
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𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓‼️@variableweapons.bsky.social · last yr.“Man, it’d be a nice thing for someone to tell me what rizz is!” . . . Did he?- “Anyone at all!”
"IT'S A WAY TO PICK UP CHICKS YOU DAMN BLASTED TINCAN NOW SHUT UP SO I CAN FINISH MY SHOW."
𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓‼️@variableweapons.bsky.social · last yr.“Me neither. People are talking some “rizz”?! But like, what’s rizz?”
"DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD DISNEY WORLD!"
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Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · last yr.You’re going to Disneyland again, [reader].
"No." [He'd run off giggling.]
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𝕱𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕸𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐@goodbyeholidays.bsky.social · last yr.* Good talk, now I'm gonna use you to hit a field goal, so stand still
"HE WAS TALKING TO ME RUDOLF THE HOT TOPIC REINDEER!"
𝕱𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕸𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐@goodbyeholidays.bsky.social · last yr.* I got a piggy back ride like, a couple days ago. z never too old
"Fair enough... Brian once let me hop on his back it was honestly pretty enjoyable."
✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · last yr.Seventeen, thank you. And no one’s ever too old of piggyback rides, Stewie Griffin Family Guy.
OMEGA family guy for the next kingdom hearts... Sora Donald Goofy Stewie and Brian fighting heartless would be so peak
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"Well we clearly aren't watching the same thing are we?" [He'd look up at her.] "I'm watching Mr.Belvedere..."
"Oh come on Dee Dee have a damn sense of humor!"
"Yes... I'm sure I can create something like that... A Blaster powered by one of my nuclear cores sounds good... and don't worry it's free of charge I get a kick out of making stuff anyway."
The Postal Dude@thepostalduderp.bsky.social · last yr.“Yeah, I’d like one that’ll be an absolute hell raiser. Can you do that, and how much do I have to pay you to make this?”
"You'd like a weapon? Hmm... Very well. I'll see what I can create."
The Postal Dude@thepostalduderp.bsky.social · last yr.@thegriffingenius.bsky.social “You think you could make a weapon for me? I’ve seen what you’re capable of and I think we could make a truce.”
"Oh it's the hilarious show about a Dominican Woman attempting to get in and out of North Korea in under half an hour... Oh it's killing me!"
"You're blue... You don't have a race you have a medical issue."
Kris.@fatestrung.bsky.social · last yr.well, white people scare me
OMEGA family guy for KH4.
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✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · last yr.𝐊𝐄𝐘 I also headcanon Sora with a sleeper build because he is way to fucking athletic to not have one. Like the way he constantly flips around and even the barrel dance he does in KH3, you can’t tell me he wouldn’t fucking KILL IT in color guard.