I'm sorry, but "The court listened to the AI-generated song the man on trial for killing his wife sent to his mistress" should only exist within an ITYSL sketch.
Teammates in ARCA just means you write checks to the same guy
Against my better judgment I looked at threads and saw someone say the Fever need to sign Chennedy Carter. One day I'll learn.
"Oh great, another listicle for everyone to argue about" I said before seeing people argue about iced coffee instead
Well I don't think WWE would ever put their talent in harm's way in Saudi Arabia
Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 2d agoThere is a large concern within WWE regarding the Crown Jewel situation in Saudi Arabia, WrestleVotes Radio on FightfulSelect.com has learned. As of writing, WWE has yet to formally address the situation with staff, with concern said to extend from backstage to WWE Headquarters.
I watched a video of someone opening the WNBA cards that just came out last week so I can get an idea of what's in it/what the cards look like/etc, and it's equally funny and sad how many of these dudes don't know who anyone other than Clark, Bueckers, or Brink is
I tried to think of a good joke, but nothing I say could be funnier than the headline already is
Wrestling Observer / Figure Four Online@wonf4w.bsky.social · 2d agoWWE announces streaming deal with Rumble for Main Event
People who had a lot to say about the DC Indycar race watching F1 this weekend
Sandra Bullock Blindfolded in Bird Box
ALT: Sandra Bullock Blindfolded in Bird Box
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It's 100% not feasible, but I was still tempted to see if I could make NFG'S Epcot shows
trying to make sense of "choosin' texas" takery. tl dr I think we're in a culturally improved place overall if choosin texas is bigger than morgan wallen (yes he is probably coming home to roost but i'm hoping against hope he won't) www.dontrocktheinbox.com/t/
Country Music and Politics: 'Choosin' Texas' Edition
The historic reign of "Choosin' Texas" (as of this week it's officially the longest-running Hot 100 No. 1 song ever, without a clear end in sight) is sparking all kinds of takes — that it's slop (all ...
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It's 2026 and I'm still seeing "Why doesn't Dale Jr. put Jeffrey in a car?" posts
Stop It Get Some Help Fix Yourself
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MHR's full-time truck drivers are 7th, 8th, 10th, and 24th in points. It's almost impressive being that bad.
If Sheldon Creed is leading HFT I don't see any way it's for a better team.
The correct call, I think. I'd also question the competence of the NASCAR security guy in the green polo, but that's another conversation.
John Newby@johnnewby.bsky.social · 5d agoNASCAR announces no penalties for Ryan Blaney or Carson Hocevar. They are conducting a review for potential penalties to crew members involved in the fight.
I've seen a few variations of this post, and it's funny to me. As if Dale Jr giving him an opportunity is less honorable than the way 99% of the field got a ride which is "has a dad that's fuckin loaded"
Hell yeah. If the Saints ever remember the first two quarters exist they could be dangerous
I don't think Shough crossed the goal line, but the no-call face mask was obvious so I'll take the freebie
I would say what I think should happen to refs who throw taunting flags, but I've read the rules of this site.
Listening to Josh's post race interview with Matt Weaver, he seemed to infer that he believes JHN throwing that block was intentional
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
It's weird seeing a media member advertise a sale on a driver's online store.
