key I’m not gonna lie, I’m not fucking around this time. I refuse to let this slide anymore. Granted most of this I found out today, but one thing I did know for a whole. Calling out Rabbit, Eevee, Bones, and everyone involved. Multiple triggering topics in this thread. Discretion is advised. +

vanity is not something i expected from you, father pucci.

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀【 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐂𝐀 】

` — 𝓛𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙔@becomealegend.bsky.social · last yr.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝘎𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝙘𝙮𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙥𝙨 ！ 𝘎𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝙜𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝙝𝙮𝙙𝙧𝙖 ！ ⠀⠀⠀𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘺 、 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙗𝙚 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘 ！ ⠀⠀⠀

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a man with a beard is making a funny face and says what you mean by that

ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and says what you mean by that

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/ me when i lie

‎‎ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ ⭕ ＣＷ ⭕ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ \\ 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐑 || 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚆𝚃𝙷 // ㅤㅤㅤ \\ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝙴𝚇𝚄𝙰𝙻 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙸𝙳𝚂 //

𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐻𝐴𝑉𝐸 𝑇𝑂 𝐹𝐸𝐸𝐿 𝐴𝐿𝐼𝑉𝐸. ||@coffeestor.bsky.social · last yr.

‎ ㅤ 𝘚𝘖 𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝑼𝑷 ㅤㅤ 𝑷𝑰𝑪𝑲 𝑼𝑷 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑨𝑪𝑬 ㅤㅤㅤ 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 𝘐𝘚 𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼𝑻𝒀 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑮𝑮𝑳𝑬 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝑮𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑨 𝑬𝑴𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑬 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘐𝘕 𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘚𝘌 𝘠𝘌𝘈𝘙𝘚, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘠𝘖𝘜'𝘝𝘌 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳𝑰𝒁𝑬𝑫, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘉𝘜𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝑷𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘍𝘌𝘌𝘓 𝘐𝘕𝘚𝘐𝘋𝘌 - ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ＩＴ ‎ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ＭＡＫＥＳ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ＹＯＵ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ＦＥＥＬ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ ＡＬＩＶＥ ‎

ㅤ ㅤme and my ̶h̶̶u̶̶s̶̶b̶̶a̶̶n̶̶d̶ coworker ㅤ

ㅤ “ A common inquiry I've received as of late. Even I am unsure of how I returned from beyond the veil; though it is far from my first time doing so. ” his silken tone belies the malice that lay just beneath his illustrious countenance. . . “ If I were to hazard a guess. . . ” ㅤ

ㅤ “ You needn't be afraid. ” his countenance displays tranquility and no hostility; tandem with presence that commands an eerie stillness to all that encompasses him. “ I've no intention to bring you harm. ” his candor indicates truthfulness, with ulterior motive yet to be seen... ㅤ

ㅤ 𝕱ate is a rather fickle mistress, isn't it .ᐣ — ㅤ Or, rather... gravity .ᐣ ㅤ For all paths have led you back to me, Father Pucci. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑽𝑺𝑺𝑯𝑯 — .ᐟ.ᐟ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀𝘁 ; ㅤㅤㅤㅤⁿᵒᵘⁿ ㅤ☆𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 ㅤ̷̝̦̮̹̫̭̲͔̏͋̇̂̾h̷͚̬̲̘̥̠͈̥̻̗̣͚̺͐͋̒ͣ̏̀̕͟͢͢e̒ͦ̇̈҉͙͓̳ ̮̘̣̭̰͓̖̗̆͗̊ͮ̏̑ͯ̈̉͞i̓͏͙̬̝̪̻͉̞̞̗̠̎͂̃̑ͧ͘͜s̸͖̖̹̑͒ͭ̓̂̈ ͕̩̠̬̪̟ͦ̎̂̄͂m̤̲̣̻̮̞̰̟͙͙̤̲ͧ̂͛̓̌͑ͬ̍ͣͬy̧̛̘̬̫͂̅̃̅̽̓̇ ͩ̃͛̊̒̄͞҉̖͚̪͙l̤̯̞͖͈̼̯̜ͦ̈ͬ̀̔͆͂̇͝ͅo̵͇̬͎͕̺ͦͮ̀̚ͅr̨̲̦̰̪̩͔͉̙̪̘͓̟̿̅̓̇̀̒̐͌ͥ̉ͤ̏͜͟d͕ͭͮ̽ͧ͗͠͞͞, ͈̼̯̜̔͆͂̇͝ͅo̷̡͇̬͎̱͕̲̖ͦ̋̊̃͂͗̚͜ų̵̘͔͎̖͍͍̞͕̺ͫ̀ͮ̀̚͢͜ͅͅr̨̲̦̰̪̿̅̓̇̀̒̐͜͟ ͤͦ̅̽̈̍͏̩̠͚ḡ̵͕̤͕͕̺ͪ̉ͮ̀̚͟ͅr̨̲̦̰̪̿̅̓̇̀̒̐͜͟a̷̙̬͍̪̗̝̤̪̯͉͗̀̀̇ͥ̕c̸̷̠̦̞̠͈̥̻̗̣͚̺͛̔ͨ̀̏̀̕e̒ͦ̇̈҉͙͓̳ ㅤ𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝑨𝑼𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑻𝒀 ㅤ𝐭𝐨 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑴 𝑹𝑰𝑻𝑬𝑺 𝐚𝐧𝐝 ㅤ𝑨𝑫𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑨𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑺 ㅤ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀[ ??????? ] 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 : 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄 𝟐 : ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇 .ᐟ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩. 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙤𝙝. #JJBARP || #MVRP