Trade offer incoming: I will give you the long backshots in exchange for teaching me Street fighter (I am ass and it will require several session)

Very few things bring a smile to my face quite like watching a cuck beg you to abuse their partner

Sometimes you have to keep a Bee on (several) leashes

Rubbing myself all over your clothes so you can never escapw my smell

You ever look at your dick snd finally realize all you "maybe an extra inch" was always met with "where would it go?"

There is nothing more frustrating than being in the middle of a conversation and realizing I have to correct anothr personality

You have my permission to finish.

@rainycath.bsky.social decides who lives or dies. Sorry @pyronoid.com

1. I am not intimidating at all :)

🍒🍓🌸 yve 🌸🍓🍒@letsgoyvie.bsky.social · 2y ago

quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)

You should consider letting your key owner ship your keys to their friends. That way they can take turns tormenting you with photos in the group chat

Gascoigne: DEFEATED Vicar Amelia: DEFEATED Witches of Hemwick: DOUBLE DEFEATED It’s time for @giantrat.bsky.social to face her biggest challenge yet: SNAKES Bloodborne tomorrow @ 8am EDT/1pm BST - twitch.tv/frogcass

Listen to my Mecha Actual Play podcast: Crabs in the Pocket! Featuring: An original sci-fi setting! An all queer cast Problematic lesbian characters complete with NTR Mechs (sometimes) Get it from many podcast providers - rss.com/podcasts/cra... and on YouTube - youtube.com/@crabsinthep...

Got sent this by one of my gfs... >_>

Sometimes you gotta loudly kiss the lips to let everyone around know what you are doing

Episode Seven of Crabs in the Pocket - A Beam Saber RPG - is now live! They know who the mole is, not they just have to catch them. There might be a hiatus after this episode, but at least this is the end of an arc! RSS: rss.com/podcasts/cra... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id18...

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The gentle clink of two cages kissing is such a pleasing sound

Do you ever think about making your partner do the laundry of all of your flings while you deny them release?

Imagine a world where someone uses blocks on bsky as a form of pet punishment

The intrusive urge to cum all over their stuff so they never stop smelling you

Every time a former partner comes to tell me they wish their current partner was more like me, a new cuck get a cage

I have an important announcement to make, so pay attention: Smaller tops. You may go now.

Offering~

It's all fun and games until the 6', 280lbs thembo says do something about it I've watched too many online persona crumble at the challenge 😌

space ghost@luxenoir.blacksky.app · 2mo ago

Post a meme you have NEVER gotten to use

Slowly sneaking in a toxic lesbian handler into our mecha campaign is what I look forward to each session

FrogCass@frogcass.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Episode Five of Crabs in the Pocket - A Beam Saber RPG - is now live! The team has a mole to find, and a squad mate to train. Will Jessa learn some new tricks? Or is she too much of a bad dog? RSS: rss.com/podcasts/cra... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id18...

I love the concept of cyborgization when it comes to bodies. I don't think I'd do it myself though. Everyone assumes its because of the ship of Theseus. But what if I told you there is something infinitely more terrifying? What if your body was monitored? Every action parsed and placed into memory.

Be sure to follow the 3 Ps for a good night Put them in a cage Push face down Push the knot inside

People bonding with you over your shared tastes in fucked up porn is the same as jerking off together in person

Signing your pet for playdates to cement your place as head of the HOA

For some being caged makes them more docile and submissive. For others... it turns them into anal-sex crazed maniacs... 🥵🐕🔒 [For @volenhund.bsky.social <3] #nsfw #furry #furryart