Fuck me drunk. ABC Canberra News report in very dire terms on the “property slump” and showcasing some poor dear who took 3 months to sell one of his 2 investment properties. Go and get well and truly fucked.
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Moving left as I age and the world goes to hell…also cats, jewellery making and calligraphy
I know @mrrexpatrick.bsky.social has his hands full with exposing the astounding incompetence of Defence but the clusterfuck of the Northern Endeavour at the hands of Industry, Science and Resources could do with some sunlight! www.greenpeace.org.au/news/fois-sh...
FOIs show fossil fuel “rust bucket” Northern Endeavour shipped 17,000 kms from Australia with toxic, corrosive substances - Greenpeace Australia Pacific
SYDNEY, WEDNESDAY 24 JUNE 2026 — Freedom of Information documents obtained by Greenpeace Nordic reveal Australian oil processing vessel Northern Endeavour was carrying toxic waste when it was shipped ...
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I keep reading this shit and think I’m having a stroke. “Destabilising”, “not something a friend would do”. Hullo!?!! Bombing Iran? AUKUS? Would the US even tell us if they tested a missile?? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
What does China’s long-range missile test in the South Pacific mean for Australia? | David Vallance
The timing – on the day the Ocean of Peace Alliance treaty was signed with Fiji – reads as provocation at best, coercion at worst
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Another triumph of the Department of Industry Science and Resources letting Woodside run rings around their regulations. www.greenpeace.org.au/learn/the-no...
The Northern Endeavour Saga: Decommissioning, Legal Loopholes, and Toxic, Hazardous Waste - Greenpeace Australia Pacific
For the last 10 years Woodside and the Australian government have been embroiled in a long-running saga that led to the Northern Endeavour–a giant oil processing vessel–being shipped halfway across th...
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How can Inpex make a “forensic evidentiary decision" not to disclose the value of its gas production of OUR FUCKING GAS??? Fuck them and I hope the workers get their 3% annual pay rise. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06...
Fair Work rejects gas giant's claim strikes would harm the economy
One of Australia's biggest gas producers has lost a bid to stop industrial action at its Darwin facilities after claiming strikes would force shutdowns and cause significant damage to the nation's eco...
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Thank goodness the skilled jobs of shelf stacking will remain in Australia. Looks a lot like a bastard response to being busted for wage theft. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06...
Woolworths to offshore hundreds of corporate jobs
Supermarket giant Woolworths will begin consultations with potentially affected staff today after announcing plans to shift some operations offshore.
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While everything’s burning legacy media is doing the heavy lifting of…doxxing TISM twenty something years after SBS did it but of course with an antisemitism twang FFS
The ABC back on their bullshit again…morning news with breathless reporting from Middle East, poor quality video of the ACTUAL BUS containing these people, trying to drum up hysteria #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...
Another group of Australians with IS links leave camp in Syria for Australia
The ABC has seen buses carrying the group, which left the Al Roj camp on Thursday afternoon local time.
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The thing is…no one in the APS gets held accountable for the most howling audit findings the ANAO makes anyway, and they just keep making the same mistakes over and over so why bother? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
‘A watchdog without resources is not a watchdog’: Labor accused of letting key accountability body languish
Criticism of budget funding comes amid warnings the Australian National Audit Office will struggle to meet its targets for independent reviews
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Does anyone else have any slight moral pangs at Australia being the regional equivalent of the dickhead in the huge Ute filling up all of the jerrycans with diesel at the servo? Penny and Albo asking everyone to send us fuel and fuck the poors?
From the ABC of course…the Minister for Woodside thinks that paying to build the factory means you have paid for the raw materials #auspol
Can Labor go and spend a bit of time with Spain’s ministers? #auspol
“Since this war started, nothing makes sense,” Ms. Robles told Spain’s public television. “This is another episode in the downward spiral the world has been dragged into.”-NYT
SWITZERLAND- CANARY IN THE COAL MINE FOR US MILITARY SALES The Swiss authorities are fuming over another reshuffle of US Priorities that has left them paying for Patriot systems and missiles they won’t now get for five years and possibly longer. As a result they have stopped payments and are
Telstra just put up the price of 12 month prepaid mobile by 13%. I guess the Reserve Bank better increase interest rates again to stop this dang inflation.
Haven’t read but assume they’re talking about the US…wait…what? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
Growing links between organised crime and foreign 'despots', AFP boss warns
The Australian Federal Police is warning that foreign intelligence agencies are increasingly working with locally-based organised criminals to carry out "serious crimes", including terrorism, within A...
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I dunno…what’s more Australian than “I’m an idiot and fuck everyone who isn’t me”? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
News live: Chris Bowen says people buying up Bunnings’ jerry cans amid fuel crisis ‘unhelpful and unAustralian’; RBA interest rates decision today
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Chalmers on the ABC News about petrol prices being jacked up “Retailers can’t be taking people for mugs”… Who’s going to stop them you pointless dickhead????
Yes…because we have such a healthy competitive marketplace here in Australia you fucking bozo www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Shoppers should ‘vote with their feet’ when companies are ‘taking the p’, RBA deputy says
Andrew Hauser says inflationary pressures not driven by one single sector, but he understands frustration at ‘particular corporate strategies’
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Impressed that Albo is getting ahead of the curve to preemptively disappoint now! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Australian PM says former prince Andrew has suffered ‘extraordinary fall’ but that won’t prompt another republic referendum
Exclusive: Anthony Albanese says arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor after life of ‘absolute privilege’ will be watched closely in Australia
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Drs Walker and Karl are my heroes! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
Climate disinformation, the Atlas Network and Dr Karl
The scourge of AI-slopaganda, viral disinformation campaigns and online attacks against individuals and institutions is going to get far worse before it gets better, if the latest public hearings on t...
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I dunno…maybe people have realised it’s cheaper to make a decent coffee at home? Surely that should make economists happy…Never mind the 30% increase in power prices though…FFS www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Did you buy a coffee machine with a tax refund? It may have affected Australia’s interest rate
Policymakers didn’t think people had the financial capacity to purchase ‘durable’ goods – but a rise in spending contributed to inflation
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Oh look it’s something else we could be spending money on instead of fucking AUKUS www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
'Never seen magnitude' of foreign vessels in Far North Queensland, locals say
Torres Strait Island leaders say federal government claims of strong border protections do not match what communities are seeing on their doorstep in Queensland's far north.
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JFC why is the ABC amplifying this shite. On the other hand…hell yeah, register all religious pushers, stop all religious schooling and remove their charity status while we’re at it. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Morrison's plan to reform Islamic teaching 'worth looking at', Liberal says
Liberal frontbencher Andrew Bragg says Australian Muslims need to take some responsibility for extremist incidents and that a proposal for a register of Islamic preachers is worth considering.
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Hey Albo…maybe you should get a move on with that “AI safety institute” thingy or maybe just forget that shit and try some actual regulation??? www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
‘Add blood, forced smile’: how Grok’s nudification tool went viral
The ‘put her in a bikini’ trend rapidly evolved into hundreds of thousands of requests to strip clothes from photos of women, horrifying those targeted
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Does this mean we can have our gas back? www.theguardian.com/environment/...
‘People are wrestling with the burden’: Japan pivots to focus on nuclear power ‘maximisation’ alongside renewables
Post-Fukushima nuclear closures of dozens of reactors forced the country to rely heavily on imported fossil fuels
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