Bela Lugoatse

@theilluminati.bsky.social

butt

It's so funny that Mitch McConnell is spending his last remaining months beset at all times by paparazzi waiting to catch the moment when It Happens. Dude is being stalked by chain smoking ravens.

34 YEAR OLD WOMAN AT ANIME CON HOTEL PARTY: you sound pretty passionate about that jax character. you know, when i was your age we had similar arguments about a different character, we called it "vriscourse" 22 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO DIDN'T KNOW SOJU WAS THAT STRONG: could yuo push me down the stairs,,

As New York finally extrudes Dan Goldman from its political colon, let's remember how he got here: By asking his parents to call their best friends at the Times and write an endorsement because he couldn't beat @yuhline.bsky.social with his immense personal fortune alone

New York Times Faces Backlash Over Dan Goldman Endorsement Debacle

There are ties between the families of Goldman and New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger, who took an interest in the endorsement.

theintercept.com

Trader Joe's earned billions of dollars by introducing tutorial tooltips to supermarkets. Slapping a sign up next to a tray of cut celery and carrots reading "no need to dry swallow, you can dip these bad boys!"

"so this bar has a fun thing" "Yeah??" "For $30..." "Yeah?!" "You and your friends..." *Visibly quivering with excitement* "Can do the beer neti-pot." *Me and all the boys start yelling and cheering*