Grateful to the gent that reached out to warn me someone had stolen my pictures & used AI to put their face & tatts on to my body passing the pics off as their own. If you think someone has stolen my pics, Im happy for you to reach out via offline channels so I can possibly do something about it.

✨Sydney✨ Our time is complete! You were fun, and somewhat restful. I'm looking forward to heading home tomorrow to smother Rupert in all the love. I'll be passing back through for a little while in October for a few more adventures whilst I make my way to my new home. Xo

I just woke up from a nap and having a sex dream involving Jimmy Fallon 🥵

✨Brisbane✨ August availability 7/8 2-11pm* 8/8 10am-11pm* 9/8 12-10pm* 10/8 9am-10pm* 11/8 9-11.30am / 2-10pm* 12/8 9am-10pm* 13/8 9-11am / 3-10pm* 14/8 9-10.30am / 2.30-11pm* 15/8 10am-11pm* 16/8 9am-10pm* 17/8 11am-3pm 31/8 5-10pm* *Outside biz hrs may be avail for adv or ext bookings.

I did it 🥰

Imogen Greene - Leaving Brisbane permanently 4th Oct 26'@theimogengreene.bsky.social · 5d ago

I think I'm going to do something crazy and put down a deposit on a week trip to Ireland next year.

Don't be surprised if electric tools etc end up appearing on my wishlist of house warming/hobbies list.

Imogen Greene - Leaving Brisbane permanently 4th Oct 26'@theimogengreene.bsky.social · 3w ago

I think watching videos of refurbishing old furniture has become my new porn. I feel a new hyperfixation coming on now that I'll have a new house to decorate soon.

✨ Melbourne ✨ We are done! (For this trip). I have a little secret for you though. Some personal business is bringing me back 9-15 October...so if you missed me, you have another chance to catch me.

I think I'm going to do something crazy and put down a deposit on a week trip to Ireland next year.

Him: I didnt expect you to be so intelligent and such a deep thinking person" Me: Wow, thanks. Because a whore couldnt possibly have a brain in her head?" 🙄 Him: its a compliment! Me: No, thats a bs backhanded compliment 1/2

It's national orgasm day and I haven't had an orgasm.....

I really need to stay off romantasy tiktok. Rehashing the saddest parts of Cresent City and Fourth wing is killing me.

One happy little camper here! So happy I won't have to fly back over east to be able to see Sleep Theory next year in February.. or maybe I should and make a quick trip of it 🤔

It might be hump day but my nipples are threatening to cut glass in Melbourne today 🥶

✨MELBOURNE✨ 29th 1-4pm / 8-11pm* 30th 9-11.30am / 3.30-11pm* 1st 8.30pm-12am 2nd 9am-2pm / 9-11pm ✨GEELONG✨ 31st 3-11pm 1st 9-10.30am *Outside business hours may be available for advance or extended bookings.

If there's one thing that can melt away all your troubles and disappointments, it's a shower hot enough to summon Satan himself, with water pressure that feels like you're being pummelled by a tiny Thai masseuse.

I'm sad, I finally got my first coffee in Melbourne in a year and it's terrible 🥺

I'm clearly trying to visit every Soak Bathhouse in Australia. The Melbourne one is calling my name for a little self-care date this trip. If you'd like to enable such behaviour with a Soak gift card via love note before we catch up, I'd be incredibly appreciative. 📧 imogengreene@outlook.com

Every so often my photo album likes to throw up some interesting "on this day" memories. I'm trying to decide if these bad boys go in the keep, sell or donate pile.

I just did the math.. 71 days until I move! The catch? Between travel, study and everything already in the diary, there are only ✨36 days✨ left where our paths can cross in Brisbane. The countdown suddenly feels a whole lot shorter. 🤯

Debating whether I should brave the ticket queue for The Odyssey at IMAX while I'm in Melbourne. If someone wanted to make an evening of it, I certainly wouldn't object. 😉

My apartment smells amazing. I love that it only takes 5 minutes to throw everything into the pressure cooker to make a chunky red wine strew. 🤤

✨FUTURE AVAILABILITY UPDATE✨ SEPTEMBER I've just received word that I've been accepted to participate in some medical training for my studies which will take up a large portion of my time. This means no touring that month & limited availability. Preplanning is going to be super appreciated.

✨Sydney✨ You've been rescheduled! 3-5 August Haymarket location msha.ke/imogengreene

✨BRISBANE✨ Updated availability for the rest of July 💋 23/7 3-10pm* 24/7 9am-11pm* 25/7 10am-11pm* 26/7 10am-12pm / 7-10pm* 27-31 ✨Melbourne/Geelong✨ (limited availability) *Outside business hours may be available for advance or extended bookings. msha.ke/imogengreene

Imogen Greene • @imogengreene

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✨Melbourne and Geelong at the end of the month✨ I haven't visited nearly as often lately, so I'm looking forward to seeing some familiar faces and making the most of a few winter days down south. Now excuse me while I romanticise long coats, OTK boots, and weather that actually lets me wear them.

He's just a wee baby 😍 how could you not love that little face

Unfortunately a personal emergency has me sadly rescheduling my Sydney trip to 3-5 August instead. (Adelaide these were your dates but you're cancelled altogether and sadly Im not trying again either).

Imogen Greene - Leaving Brisbane permanently 4th Oct 26'@theimogengreene.bsky.social · 3w ago

An unfortunate cancellation means I've suddenly found myself with some free time in Sydney this Friday, 24th July. Lunch? Dinner? A view? I know just the girl. msha.ke/imogengreene

An unfortunate cancellation means I've suddenly found myself with some free time in Sydney this Friday, 24th July. Lunch? Dinner? A view? I know just the girl. msha.ke/imogengreene

Someone did a double take when I said I'm a Pisces (they thought I was a Scorpio) and now I've fallen down a rabbit hole analysing my birth chart

I think watching videos of refurbishing old furniture has become my new porn. I feel a new hyperfixation coming on now that I'll have a new house to decorate soon.