Peter Wood

@theimpossiblepw.bsky.social

Magician, Showman, Maker, Collector of the Impossible. Featured twice on "Penn & Teller: Fool Us." Lover of Oreos and theme parks.

No, I did not see Samuel L. Jackson yesterday 😂 Big thanks to my friends at Capital One for inviting me to be a part of Software Fest 2026 🎉 It was a beautiful afternoon 11 stories up on the roof of the Capital One HQ.

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Yard sale haul from the weekend. Me: "Will you take $15 for the pair?" Seller: "Do you know what they are?" Me: "Yeah, they're Egyptian canopic jars." Seller: "Will you love 'em?" Me: "Yes sir." We shook hands and they will end up in the Museum of the Impossible 🙌

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I made a box that does a thing that most Museum guests will never notice 😂 (link below) If you want to help support the Museum of the Impossible *and* get access to updates before other folks do, I'd love to have you join our Patreon community. www.patreon.com/theimpossibl...

What does this do and why am I so excited about it? | Peter Wood's Museum of the Impossible

This little black box makes a subtle audio effect happen that most Museum visitors won't notice 😂 When guests first enter the vestibule they

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Summer library tour continues tomorrow! July 1 @ 3:00 pm – Olney Library – Olney, MD July 8 @ 5:00 pm – Beatley Central Library – Alexandria, VA August 6 @ 6:00 pm – Potomac Branch Library – Indian Head, MD

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I bought a single paving stone at Lowe's for $1.98. The cashier asked me "Would you like to sign up for a Lowe's credit card today? You could save 40 cents on today's purchase." I almost said yes.

Didn't get to meet Anna or Elsa last night in Annandale, but had an amazing night with this fun group of folks ♥️ It was a real treat to headline Lodge 54's first ever dinner-and-a-show fundraiser!

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