The further away your finger is after a phone swipe, the older you are

Can we just do away with the “cheers-ing” of food items?

Being home for the holidays is like, the Sizzler that turned into a Baker's Square is now a Denny's. Marie Callender's is a bank. The Ono Hawaiian BBQ that used to be a KFC is now a Wendy's. The IHOP is Pancakes R Us. Jack in the Box is still Jack in the Box.