Joey Nova 🍇 NYC & FMTY
@thejoeynova.bsky.social
☁️ Biblically accurate angel 👼 💌: joeynovasuperstar@protonmail.com https://marigoldgift.com/joeynova/wishlist
she’s a 10 but she still thinks Sufjan Stevens is going to release an album for every US state
I know October is still kind of far away, but inquiring minds want to know: who is going to be my date to see the 4K restoration of Ken Russell’s THE DEVILS (1971) during its short weeklong theatrical run??
*horniest I’ve ever been in my life voice* ohhh so it’s called shoegaze because they’re looking at the guitar pedals on the floor while they play?
Im a [redacted]; of course I have a different Dyson air wrap to suit the voltage of each region
Wine tasting (grape celcius followed by grape spindrift)
If I were a spoiled little dog, what breed would I be?
I don't understand Don Draper because if my wife did a sexy little French song and dance number for my birthday in front of all our family and friends I would be sitting there grinning and clapping like a seal
I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too
At long last, I have finally published my first Dispatch from the Joeyverse! Follow along, won't you? open.substack.com/pub/joeynova...
Dispatch from the Joeyverse
July 2026
open.substack.com
There’s nothing hotter than a 30/40yo woman who dresses like she’s 85. There’s also nothing hotter than 30/40yo who dresses like she’s 21. Come to think of it, there’s also nothing hotter than a 30/40yo woman who dresses her age. I’m starting to think—
Imagine hating me and I’m just at home on my couch googling Does Tár have an EGOT
We can all agree that the bikini wax butt strip feels good, right?
Barton Fink porn parody about a playwright who’s supposed to write a jello wrestling picture
Whenever I wear these I feel like Rick Perry when he debuted his new glasses look to try and trick people into thinking he was smart
LaGuardia Airport is a beautiful name for a baby girl
Pretty hilarious to me that the acronym for Dworkin’s anti-porn crusade org Women Against Pornography was, indeed, WAP
Broke: does the curtain match the drapes? Woke: does the drink match the hat? 📸: @inamorataphoto.bsky.social
One of my special skills is that I can clock an Australian actor doing an American accent in a movie within .5 seconds every time