i think everyone making an oc should be required to give them one weird kink or unpaletable hobby. and im not talking about feet and stamp collecting. this applies to blockbusters and AAA games too btw. explicit in the text.
The Juicing Machine (NSFW)
@thejuicingmachine.bsky.social
a perverted woman with great opinions! and who will do nsfw comms. my main is https://bsky.app/profile/captainzigo.bsky.social
i met all of my partners from my stupid my little pony comics and theyre all hot as fuck
you can right now go to prettymuch any restaurant and ask them to hurt you really bad in public and they will do it! and i think thats beautiful. i mean this so genuinely because im a pervert
one time a coworker subjected me to a conversation about a person she thought was cancel worthy and her biggest thing was that this person regularly fucked a plushtoy. i think she should have to pay me money and apologize
Whenever I go for a walk in the city, I always end up getting chased by 20-30 robot dogs that people have just let roam around without a controller connected. What am I supposed to do? Just let them have their way with me?
replaced 🔞 in my name with (NSFW) because although it lacks the elegant simplicity of a single emoji, it more accurately reflects truth 
is thare a micro stuffed in your pants, smooshed up against youf dick and suffocating on your smell, trying not to move so it doesnt get you harder and sacrifice precious space or are you just happy to see me?
its literally cumslop. youre only pregnat because of the sex
if youve got a micro girlfriebd the size of your penis congradulations but now you have a lot of work to do. if you arent responsible enough for a fish you should not be allowed near a tiny woman. and i dont want to hear a single mention of your 3d printer.
rainbow dash would be such a great girlfriend and not even allow fluttershy to notice her slight dissapointment that she got bottom surgery. she would transition seamlessly to eating box crazy style. chaser i hardly know her
comic i might make when i build the skill and confidence: fluttershy modeling a clingy dress, leggings, and a swimsuit all embarrassed as hell like rarity are you sure you dont want me to tuck? and rarity taking yet another measurement of her waist is like yep!! im sure 😋
imagine someone covering her exposed tummy with her hands like “kyaaa! it is not flat shut up!!” like an anime woman embaressed about her a cups
i need someone to play with my belly like its boobs
my least favorite character in anything is the suave haha women love me but ooo i dont even care guy LIKE NICE DICK OR WHATEVER MAN CAN WE GET BACK TO THE ANYTHING ELSE THAT WAS GOING ON PLEASE
i have huge multiple day episodes of sex repulsion where i get like nauseous and scared irrationally when it comes up. and thats not anyone’s problem except for fucking my own. eat a puritan alive today, folks
autistic girl with bad teeth who does not like sex or romance starts rizzing you at the bar with star trek lore and not even very deep lore at that. wdyd?
is that a micro stuffed in your pants or is your dick really wiggly
i have pictures saved to my phone that are medical illustrations of genitals and maps of pleasure centers and so on. from when i was a teenager. i would look them over like flashcards before any enounter i thought might turn sexual
cis people will call a character "mommy" like its their given name. in a sex way. talking about "i want milk" and shit. and its all well and good apparently. theyre cis men. theyre cis lesbians. but two trans women want to call eachother "sis"? we have to kill them quickly
belly dancing is way cooler if you have belly to dance with. its cool if you are flat and can fo that obviously, but i am here for the belly
she fill me with wood because i shulker box
i dont think there are any nerves in there even
mold fluttershy and a new willing host
“im bi which means i love all women and like three guys” haha yeah thats funny but if you fully deconstruct the idea that men are entitled to your attraction, isnt that just, normal? to have a type?
when its any other flavor of queer person we understand the life destroying pain and futility of hiding who you are, but when its transfems suddenly they never had a single hardship before transitioning, and they could always boymode or detransition if shit hits the fan.