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Was that a moan from Cthugha. "I-I can tell... you are certainly just as built as me, but don't think that gives you the right to say you're above me!" His cheeks puffed up, somehow redder than usual. "I bet you want in on how the rest of me feels, heh?"
"I don't care! I would've felt better about this had you asked first! But, keep going- too late to stop you now-"
"THAT'S A BIT TOO EXTREME, KAMUI! I have some backbone, I can stop it but like, it's my chest bro! Your chest is just as OP, you know!"
"I mean no harm, but I'll try to prevent it by freezing you."
Being pulled along to Ganglie's antics by choice and the boar's arm. He was adamant that by his help, he'll get the boar a date. "Okay, okay. So, fun facts and trivia are good options." A finger raised up. "Do you need money? People love it when you buy them stuff, you know?"
Still grinning, Ganglie would wrap an arm around Cthugha's raised one and begin to pull him forward. "Way ahead of you!" He exclaimed, as he headed back towards the cafe he was at earlier.
@transientbuffalo.bsky.social "Stop that, I'm serious I'll explode right here and now."
"Hey, if you keep poking my chest like that, I'll blow up."
"Mmm..." Cthugha rubs his head. "It's not that I don't like them, I don't hate all of them. I just uh, can't stand Nyarla."
"Hm... Is it just me or all Old Ones do not like being around each other?"
"You think so? I mean, it would be pretty cool! Lighting them all up myself. That's good enough. You know, maybe I'll take you up on this! How much are you looking to sell em for?"
"Can't argue with that. These fireworks can't hurt me, I could put myself in 100 of these things and come out fine! But maybe my ears will be blown out, haha!"
"Y-You know your stuff, but warming around? Is it supposed to explode on a person...?"
"That seems like it. Though, I don't really be around them a whole lot. But then again, we will kinda keep to ourselves."
"Not yet... So far, I only have seen you, Hastur, Tsathoggua and Tindalos. Perhaps soon, the rest will appear out of nowhere."
"A-Ah, I see. But you know, it looks a lot more elaborate than other fireworks I've seen."
"I see, I see. I have a long backlog to go through, so maybe I'll ask you about that game soon! That is, if I can even make time for it, haha."
“The mechanics are just so goooood!”
"A thousand hours? Could a game have that much replay value?"
"A thousand more hours in my favorite JRPG..."
"Right? I've helped you out already so let me keep doing so!" Cthugha raised a fist in the air, it was cool to see Ganglie light up like that especially after all that. "So let's go!"
Ganglie rubbed his chin a few times as he mulled it over. Being called smart WOULD be a good way to get some serious points with the ladies. A big grin finds its way upon his fat face. "Buheheh, y'know what? That sounds like a good idea to me!"
"I've noticed in some light novels I've read recently that some girls love a man who's knowledge! Seeing as how I am not like that, once girl sees you correct me a lot of times, she's bound to fall for you! Does that not seem like a good idea, huh?"
He probably would have left right away, but Cthugha's comment gave him pause. It's not like Typhon or Seth were here, and they're his usual wingmen, so maybe... "...How OP of a wingman are we talking here?"
"And you stream too?! Wow...! "I mean, I'm above average in some of the games I play, but pro? Haha, that's a lot of credit to give to someone like me." He laughed.
"A-A pro!? I'm only a casual compared to you now! Does that mean you make a living out of it?" His eyes were glowing after hearing how good this person was at games. "My ability is like a cheat code, I say. I can't die to it but it is very devastating! ... ... ... when it works, that is."
Uh oh Am I just now developing ulterior motives for the bro...?
Well, to Ganglie at least, the man helping out was Cthugha. No ulterior motives, completely unaware of what he was currently doing out in the open, and really just wants to help out a fellow bro. Proceeds to have those fingers tug at his underwear-
"Like uh, straight up explode into flames on and around me. I'd get so scared I blow up." Saying it with straight face without context of his abilities probably sounds crazy, though the man is aloof to realize that. "But yeah! You seem like you know a lot about games!"
"Eh... I play just about everything. Though I can't handle horror games, they make me blow up..." He chuckled.
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"You know, looking up how long it takes to get to world in 25 light years gives you a very big number... that distance and emptiness was the worst time of my life, but, I'd do it again to see you! Now that I'm here, I'm not gonna waste any time! Your OP hero, Cthugha, has arrived! Let's go!!!"
"It seems really out of season now, but I want to go to the beach!"
Would it ever hit Cthugha that he got a good cup of Ganglie's cheeks and thighs, and touched his underwear? Who knows. But the guy was beaming and chuckling once he heard the boar's sigh. "What are you waiting for? Go catch up to that lady! Unless you need the help of an OP wingman? Heh~"
With Cthugha’s strength, that wedgie would steadily come undone from between the Vice that was Ganglie’s ass-cheeks. It was such a relief, that the boar couldn’t help but let out a content sigh as well. …Yep, definitely an interesting sight.