Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III
@thelordpwnatious.bsky.social
Poor inphernals DNI I use they/them ONLY. Any inquiries? asklordpwnatious.straw.page {SILLY PHIGHTING PARODY, NOT AFFLICTED WITH BOGGIO}
What!? I'm not some sort of tax collecter!! Give it to someone else- ARGH!! ITS EVERYWHERE!! CARNAGE GET RID OF THEM!!
...I don't even have any words to say to this fool.
New year! I must hurry to my favorite fashion shops before everything gets sold out!!
Due to...unforseen circumstances... my shop will be closed for repairs. And the inphernals who CRASHED INTO MY SHOP and BROKE MY OFFICE WINDOW are BANNED!!
🤍 The Roleplay Server I created is now public and you're all free to join !!
MVRK_JRDN | COMMISSIONS OPEN@mvrkjrdn.xyz · 9mo agodiscord.gg/JER7Gf2u PHRACTURED PHORGE !! My Phighting RP Server, is now public !! It'll have an over-arching story, Canon Character Claims, OCs are allowed, and dozens and dozens of locations to RP at all within the Inphernal !! You're all welcome to join #phighting
This statement is completely fabricated!! I have NEVER said this!!
Phighting Positivity@positivephight.bsky.social · 11mo ago" In a noble family or not, you're still unique and special. Ignore the ones that make fun of you because of your family, they're just jealous that your family is blessed <3 -🫖 "
Halloween! I would urge you all to play dress-up with horrifying costumes, however the rags you all wear is equivalent! Haha!
Hm! We shall see if your arrogance remains once the warden himself comes knocking at your door!
It must have slipped my mind to announce this earlier! My robot bodyguard, Carnage, may sometimes make his appearances in my account! Why, you may ask? Its because I say so!
Oh, this is wonderful! You captured its likeness rather nicely. That is an interesting fact! The purple variants would fit me quite as well then!
Today was once again a deligthfWHAT THE FLY HAS RETURNED?? CARNAGE!! I THOUGHT YOU HAD DEALT WITH IT!! HOW HAS IT RETURNED?? CARNAGE!!!!!
And now, I know you've lost your mind! Are all the inphernals in this app equally stupid...there seems to be no shortage of you idiots...
Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III@thelordpwnatious.bsky.social · 11mo ago...What? Stop wasting my time with this absurd message! Tell me then, how would one have no money but not be impoverished? I'd like to see your sorry excuse of an explanation!
A responsibility for every inphernal for their faction! I suggest to follow MY example and pay them in a timely manner!
{Got two more gimmicks, so ill respond to those tmrw... im also gonna finally make a new pinned lol}
A favorite flower of mine! I actually have those in my garden, where I can see them outside my window! Their names are...hm... Carnage, what are their names again?
THERE IS A FLY IN MY OFFICE!! CARNAGE!! COME HERE AT ONCE!! THIS NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH IMMEDIATELY!!
...What? Stop wasting my time with this absurd message! Tell me then, how would one have no money but not be impoverished? I'd like to see your sorry excuse of an explanation!
Subspace? What could even bring you here...
NO ONE TALK TO ME. Especially that hillybilly Medkit BASTARD that dared to deceive me into humiliating myself!!
Hello, this is Carnage. Please note that the shop will be closed today due to Lord Pwnatious visiting their relatives. Thank you.
A feline! A wonderful drawing, I must say!
...they wish to challenge me in a match of chess. Now, of course, I am PERFECTLY capable of winning, perhaps some suggestions to increase the odds to my favor would not hurt...
Pwnatious "Moneybags" the III@thelordpwnatious.bsky.social · last yr.I can not guarantee this would see...constant use.... BUT this is a generous gift nonetheless!
A dear relative of mine has gifted me a valuable set of chess! How...delightful! Yes...
How many times must I repeat myself?? MY wealth is not meant for charity! Go find an inphernal who is foolhardy enough.
{Shoutout to that one banhammer and medkit parodies making medhammer real hehe}
WHAT. WHO SENT THESE WRETCHED TOMATOES?? I AM LORD PWNATIOUS AND YOU DARE TREAT ME WITH DISRESPECT?? I WILL PERSONALLY SEND MY OMEGAGRAFT TO YOUR HOME, YOU HEAR ME!!
I have been busy with work, as it is with properous inphernals like me! I do not idle around all day as with you vagabonds. Not like you would have anything worth my time to say anyhow...
