You think there's unlimited Robux to pay for food for the hungry?

Hope everyone in Spokane is ok. Our Washington brothers deserve our support.

Me switching music at the baby shower: I guess this crowd is more Hüsker don't

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Walking in 2001a Space Odyssey Red Suit

ALT: Walking in 2001a Space Odyssey Red Suit

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Lizzy@stonedeva.bsky.social · last wk.

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Good that you aren't what eats you, or I would be thousands of mosquitoes

At least if the tech morons get their apocalypse, we can find comfort that they'll be crushed under their badly built robot butlers

Robot Fail

ALT: Robot Fail

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How "Murder on the Orient Express" could happen in real life

ETX Gov@etxgov.myatproto.social · 2w ago

You've got a captive audience on a plane, and you know they can't open the doors and yeet you out. What subject are you gonna do a 30 minute sermon on?

If I die, give me the Mitch McConnel: let me vote on Senate bills for 3 months

No, Superman is sleeping good. You're sleeping *well*

Best feeling in the world is when you hear "wanna stay in and make cocktails?"

I'd love to claim credit for her coming round the mountain when she comes, but 6 white horses were involved.

Stephen Spielberg themed beach restaurant: Gnaws

Not be confused with the undead space explorer: the ghastronaut

The Lush Kitch@thelushkitch.bsky.social · 2w ago

Wanna be the first chef in space... a Gastronaut if you will

Wanna be the first chef in space... a Gastronaut if you will

Burning a man alive in a bear costume is my culture, it's called midsomer

Imagine having the balls to bitch about maga family because you're too chicken shit to cut them out of your life

I want what I don't have (jalapeño poppers)

Ugh! God, this apple tastes *nothing* like crab

If I'm ever a skeleton, I promise to never be so lazy to do the "bone to pick" pun. And that's no fibula

I insist you refer to my ghost as my spiritual successor

The cold soviet winds blow under the steely sky. Shaking, I ask "comrade. I am so hungry. Can I sup of the tour of Italy? I hear tell of endless breadsticks." He stares at me blankly: "papers please" his words echo across the empty Siberian plane.

Girl, are you a clear winter night because you're breathtakingly beautiful and coldly indifferent to me

President Jimothy G. Harding@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 3w ago

Girl are you a snake tattoo because you look cool as hell and you're gonna make my mother furious

I'm great-ing, you say? Thank you!

I never get picked in duck, duck, parasite either

BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺@patnspankme.bsky.social · 3w ago

I feel shorted I never even got the diarrheas

My 19 year old cat is acutely in decline. I'm a cutie in decline

Guys, I eat trash and am furry and misshapen too; where's my love?

wait... I thought the chocolate factory *was* hell

unnatural girlfriend@sliceofwife.bsky.social · 3w ago

all of the kids from Willy Wonka are burning in hell

Look, if anything is going to kill me, I'd prefer it be something I love. "Be that as it may, sir, you have to have a party of at least two to order the margarita pitcher"

may God give me apple sauce, sour cream, and hot sauce

Lizzlepants 🐒@lizzlepants.bsky.social · 3w ago

remember to eat your hash browns to keep the sabbath holy

I must be a goddamn genius with how not appreciated I am in my own time