The Mad Fapper
@themadfapper.bsky.social
He/Him. Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.
When the playlist shuffles from Slayyyter to Brittany Murphy, you know the quality of your day will finally turn around.
my favorite thing about Bluesky is that every day can be fcf if you believe hard enough 💗
Oh I am gonna rage bate when I get home today because this job is testing my very last frazzled nerve.
To avoid getting lost in the scroll, today I cleaned up the kitchen and then got to listening to a solid series of songs in the shuffle and got motivated to bake pumpkin chocolate chip bread for coffee the next couple mornings. And lots of diva dancing in the kitchen.
I just got to have dinner with one of my best friends and his boyfriend, and y’all, my heart is so goddamn full, and I’m trying not to cry because I miss seeing them so dang much :)
no meat: 10+ years no alcohol: 2+ years? no dick: couple days no weed: >2 hours lol
feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · 2w agono meat: 30 minutes no alcohol: 17.5 years no dick: 72 hours no weed: 18 years😇
River Day Shout Outs: - The duo in the river, standing in silhouette, allowing us on sand island to view their erections - The hottie who looked like an old friend of ours - Some of the music played around us - The water for being so goddamn refreshing in the sun
Wanna lick it? 😋 🍑 Ft. @thenewboyintown.bsky.social 📸
I wonder if I’ll ever find a job where I don’t have to babysit my peers or my boss.
Shout out to the dad clearly freeballing in his shorts and CLEARLY slinging hog at the farmers market 👀😮💨
I was considering a second trip out to Rooster today, but after getting so sun sick on Monday, I might delay that urge and just go to a coffee shop again in a couple hours to read and cruise the old fashioned way :)